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Dutch Virgin
Q: What do you call a virgin in Dutch?
A: Goodandtight!

LawyersLust
Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by.

JoeWandaaapartment...
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only w

AtPharmacy
Woman: Can I get Viagra here?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Wom

Curly Hair
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly?
A: So you don't poke your ey

SevenOnBus
The seven dwarves were on a bus, they started to feel Sleepy so he got off.

Salesman:NewReally
A travelling salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He gets o

MopedsFat Ladies
What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?

They're both a

DogsTheir
Why do dogs lick themselves?
Because they can.

Gay Midget
Did you hear about the gay midget?

He just came out of the cupb

Grandma's Birthday
What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday?
Mikey

Whatyouachildren?
What do you call a prostitute's children?
Brothel Sprouts!

Elephant Physiology
Why do elephants have four feet?
Because six inches isn't

BoysGirls
What is the difference between a boy and a girl?
A boy is eight ti

Three Hellos
A man comes home from work early to find his wife in bed with three men.

HandsKnees
What do you get when you are on you hands and knees?

You

FeelHotof Shame!!!
Have you seen the hottest new Catholic porn film?

It's 1

Arctic Hooker
What is a hooker in Alaska called?
A frostitute!

MurderPorn
Did you hear about the X-rated murder mystery?
In the end, everybod

Lesbian Talk
What did one lesbian say to the other?

You da' man!

MenHairTheir Teeth
What do you call a man with hair between his teeth?
Gladiato

Fatty McVirgin
What's the difference between a fat woman and a virgin?
A fat

Howis Zach?
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day...I called him a faggot and

Picklethe Pants
There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around

EatVegetables
What's the difficult thing about eating vegetables?
Getti

Clinton Stew
Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Clinton stew?

A:

OctogenarianChat
Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After a few drinks the woman says to

Lightbulb...Californians
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
C

Confucious
Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth.

WhenYourToo Fat?
How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat?
When she sits o

WhistleYou Twurk
One day three dwarfs went walking and saw a sign for a "World Records"

MaleDetector
How can you tell if a man is lying?
His lips are moving.

Goodyear Rubber
Q. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?

Whywitchespanties?
Why don't witches wear panties?
Better grip on the broom.

UpsideBlonde
What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad

Aboyto...
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister.&quo

AncientTorture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He

Theofnew generation
What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common?
They both have

Eye Exam
A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doct

Don'ttheSnow
Once there were two farmers. One had a daughter and the other had a son. When th

G-spota Golfball
What is the differnce between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A guy will

Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her br

KeeponDL
What does a old posty bike and a fat girl have in common?
Their fun

HelenJoke
Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants?
So u could read her lips!

AHelpthe Shakes
There was a 40 year old man called Ian, and he had a girlfriend, Edna, who was 8

Little Wanky
At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running for the presid

Penisa Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

Yoisa Stamp
Yo mama like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.

Corn Hole
A truck driver had a 2 day lay-over during the St. Patrick's Day holiday.

TheandLeprechaun
One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He t

YoLikeStamp
Yo mama is like a postage stamp - you lick, you stick, you send her away.

Deflation
A boy walks into his parents room to find his mom jumping on his dad so he runs

CodeSex
There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going

Chuckythe Movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, wh

Marriage Requirments
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador

YoShotgun
Yo mama's like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she's ready to blow.

Plugin,it in
When does a man ever get a good idea?
When he's plugged into a

ChuckiePlease
Yo mama is so poor, she strips at Chuckie Cheese for tokens.

Healthy Virgin
Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin?
A: "One w

Didhearthebubblechased...
Did you hear about the boy bubble who chased the girl bubble?
He w

What'sbrunette,brunette...
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?

TwofromweretoYork...
Two nuns from France were coming to New York.
While awaiting thei

Feelin' Blue
What do you call a guy with a blue penis?
A tight-fisted wanker.

MyTime
My First Time
The sky was dark,
The moon was high,

ThoseVermont Folk
Why do people in vermont were kilts?
Sheep can hear zippers from a

Bunny Love
Why can't you hear bunnies having sex?
Because they have cotto

Mantonursingtohis...
A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he

BirdThroughGrapevine
Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?
He contrac

WhatwhenlawyerViagra...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
They grow taller.

Inonethedecided...
In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach abo

Anpassengerwas...
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by a gay flight attendant who

AisholidayNewCity...
A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City.
It's a balmy spring

Thereagirllovedwear ...
There was a young girl who loved to wear skirts everyday to school.

Confucius Say
Confucius Say: Lady who give kiss like spider, lead to the undoing of the fly.

Apicksa hitchhiker...
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on

Understanding Marketing
Understanding Marketing

You see a fabulous girl/guy at

Dirty Tricks
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch wi

Flour Patch
Yo mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

Yonasty!
Yo mama is so nasty I called her on the phone and she gave me an ear infection.

MexicanMexican''t
A Mexican walks into a bakery and asks, "Excuse me, may I have a bum, pleas

PitchingTent
Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke up with a condo

Friendly Neighbors
A blond was taking a shower when the doorbell rang. Her husband, in the bathroom

Minor differences
Q: Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?
A: Because they don&

Littlehave little...
Q: What did the gay midget doctor say to his patient?
A: "OK,

HowyouifFrenchman...
Q: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?
A: You

Baby Mama
Q: What does the blonde say to the doctor when she finds out she's pregnant

BlondeandSeek
Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks.&qu

Alogic
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardi

Blank Willow
A man was walking through the forest, when he suddenly has an urge to take a pis

That's tacky
A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. We

Hot Doggin'
Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?
A: Spa

Jedi Nights
Q: Why do they make glow in the dark condoms?
A: So that gay men ca

Lay off
A company boss has to decide who to lay someone off. He decides on two low level

PoundPound
Q: What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
A: Nipples

LikeLike Son
One day a man walked in on his son masturbating. He said, "Now son, if you

Whatyouabout?
Little Johnny was in class when the teacher asked, "Three birds are sitting

RidingCarsBoys
Three boys were sitting on some steps watching cars go by. They see a Cadillac

AWANGsta
Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg?
A: That one in the m

Cash Flow
One day a man walks into a tatoo parlor and tells the tatto artist that he wante

The Shakes
An old man and a old woman met at an retirement home. They had been dating for q

Stuffing
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?
A: She forgot to take the

Go Fish
Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets

TheofDebbie
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. While her dad gets his ha

NoSauce?
Q: How can you tell Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?
A: He's t

69er'sSacked
Q: Why is 88 better than 69?
A: Because you get ate twice.

HoldMayo
Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy in the top bunk has his gi

EarlyofDevelopment
A man having trouble achieving an erection decides to consult a witch doctor. Th

Bubba Hump
A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging

Healthier Menus
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads hamburger: $1; cheeseburger: $

Meat Department
A man approaches a beautiful woman in a supermarket. a??Ia??ve lost my gi

Elmo's Redesign
A blonde is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains

Rooster
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks.

Nono chance
A women without arms or legs is sitting on a beach weeping. A guy walks by and

Kodak Moment
What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?
They both captur

Shoulders Above
What do you call twelve naked guys sitting on each other's shoulders?

AHick
Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a lo

TopPickLinesShould Use
10. Wanna come play on my slip and slide?
9. If you were a naval

Gay Dinosaurs
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasoreass

Lesbian Dinosaur
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss

Onroadlong

A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel ou

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