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Change your course now
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with C

Commanding the dumb
As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instruct

Marines and the police
The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occ

Bragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.

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Bring some more ammo
The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson's Firing exercise

New chemical warfare
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone know

Brag about parents
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.

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High military ranks
When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.

Valid identification
DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen,

Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:

How Army policy began
This is Army policy all begins...

Start with a cage containing fiv

Let's see the world
Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole.

"What made you join the

Civil War Era humor
Civil War Era Humor

The following are supposedly true definitions,

His military etiquette
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: Sure,

Apologizing to China
Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a

A young naval student
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

Military Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,
Air def

Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote break

Military work rules
1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical

Army fitness report
British Military Officer Fitness Reports

The British Military write

Murphy's Combat Laws
Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations

Friendly fire - isn'

Convince these students
An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college stu

Requesting a three day pass
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pa

Recruiting any and all pilots
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally interven

Chinese plane crash
Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a

Physical training job
The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.

Give us new missiles
The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian a

Discuss track types
Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of track

New submarine Ensign
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since a

Misunderstanding terms
One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't s

Landing at a hidden military base
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret

Fishing on the lake
A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudd

The Colonel's Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS:

Become more effective
The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatig

Soldier stands guard
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car

Chinese learned this
Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a

Painting shows it all
At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture.

Lease nuclear weapons
Lease a Nuke!

Want power and respect? Want to influence the course

Submarine humor
Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplan

Choose a punishment
Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.

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An inferiority complex
Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: "I have an inferiority

Army needs new recruits
Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting

8. Military transpo

Reward these soldiers for their work
A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the

Tribute to the Marines
A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superio

Military traditions
Top Holiday Traditions In The Military

9. Gluing Santa beard to you

Impressing the others
A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.
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New weapon Chicken Gun
Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'

Indian chief's signal
An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car ge

Battles on the sea
The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping c

New officer efficiency
These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal

China blames America
Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a

How far to the town?
A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie. I

Give chocolate pudding
First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"

Speak more precisely
Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army.

Soldiers in Heaven
Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heav

Daddy is going to war
The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occ

Historic Custer battle
The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during

Speaking with the general
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was

Be politically correct
How to be Politically Correct when talking about Men (Or Army Men)

Finish overseas tour
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he

Piloting your plane
An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himsel

Giving sad news to a troop
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Priv

My men are very brave
General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague Ge

Flying near Athens
As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewar

Giving very odd excuses
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran

Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War

1. The only things more accurate th

Q
Q: What's the national bird of Iraq?

A: DUCK!

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Strange new battles
Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that

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