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BeerWomen
Q: What's the difference between a beer and a woman?
A: You can hav

Scottish Cheapskates
A Scottish man heads for home after spending the whole night in a bar drinking.

Tequila Poem
One Tequila... two Tequila... three tequila... FLOOR!

GoingHeaven?
Father Murphy goes into a local bar in Dublin and approaches the first man he se

Drunken Confession
Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm.

One drunk says to the

Three Guys
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Three-Legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, I'm lookin' fo

IYou
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?

Singles
"I met my wife at a singles' bar."
"Really?&quo

Donkeyboy
Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, ''Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink

ShouldaWhile...
A man and woman had a son but when he was born all he was was a head. The doctor

PickupThatWork
I lost my phone number. Could I have yours?

BearBar
A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says,

Brutus'Stand
A little old man stumbles into a biker bar and asks, "Does anyone knows wh

TwoinBar
Two guys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. Then the bartender s

Stoned Drunk
How does one become stoned drunk?
Drink wet cement.

MikeBeer
Did you hear Mike Tyson invented a beer?
It's called Nic

Whatin Texas
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the

Steering Wheel
A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. The barman l

PickupFullBlondes
Four blondes went to the bar in their pick-up. Three sat up in the cab and one

MushroomBar
A mushroom goes into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender walks

DoHaveNails?
A woman walks in a bar and asks the bartender if he has any peanuts. He says no.

WhatSmart Gorilla
A gorilla walks into a bar. The bartender comes up to him and asks him what h

the Price
A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I'd like a pint of

Hitler Abstains
Q. Why didn't Hitler drink tequila?
A. Cause it made him mean.

ANose
A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender say

Sandwich
A man walks into a bar with a sandwich on his shoulder.
The barten

TheofDry Beer
Joe walks into a bar. Joe's friend, Al, sits down next to him. Joe tells th

Cheese Sandwich
Bloke walks into a pub with a cheese sandwich under his arm. 'A pint of G

Drunk
Did you hear about the man who got drunk?
It was his own fault for sitt

TheLegs
There were two men sitting on a wall outside a pub called the Queen's Legs.

BreakingNewsWorthBeer
Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve fa

Little Leprechaun?
A leprechaun walks into a bar, and he see's a sign that says: "Win a p

Amanintopub...
A drunken man walks into a pub. Curious about the bartender''s collect

3 Please
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you ha

OneNight
A Drunken Night A guy wakes up in a drunken stupor, opening his eyes he sees

ALeprechaun
A drunk leprechaun was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket w

Puzzle Pieces
Three blondes have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle so they decide to celebrate by

Panda Bear
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich,

Trouble
A man walks into a bar. Bartender asks what'll have.
Man repli

TwoGirlfriend
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. His face is all bruised and bleeding so t

B-Day Sex
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know

Beer Translations
1. "You get this round and the next round is on me."
I'l

FrenchmanintoBar
A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord and orders a glass of wine.

Therethisthatinto...
There was this redneck that walked into a bar and ordered a beer. While he was

Awalkeda bar...
A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I'll have a pint

Whythegoon top...
Why did the blonde go up on top of the bar?
Because the bartender s

Whatyoua mushroom...
What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys drinks for everyone al

Magic Puddle
One day, a policeman walked by and saw a drunk man sitting in a puddle.

Can'tYou Anywhere
Two men are sitting around drinking. One guys says to the other, "I bet I c

ThisPiggy
Five little pigs walk into a bar. The first pig asks the bartender for a beer. T

IYou Can't...
A man walks into a bar and orders shots for the everyone. The bar tender asks if

What'sname bitch?
A grey goose walks into a bar and says" I'd like a scotch on the rocks

AndNotDrunk
Q: What did the pollock say when he ran into the bar with a piece of shit in his

Coincidentally
Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a boyscout, and a blonde walked in?

Culture Shock
Two cups of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve

Jugglenaut
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the office

War Pigs
Secretaries Powell and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks th

Two Twenties
A drunk in a bar barfs all over his own shirt. a??Damn,a?? he says. a??I puked o

Huge Pause
A bear walks into a bar and says a??I want a bourbon and....a cokea??, the barte

String Theory
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender s

Pork Pie
A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head. He orders a drink and the ba

Looking to buy a frog?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good

Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink whe

Arriving home very drunk
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obvio

I didn't get any money this time
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Appr

You looked a lot like my wife
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only w

A nun arrives at the local bar
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and genera

Making a bet at a bar
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news

Newly issued alcohol warnings
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alc

A neutron at a bar
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The

Reasons to allow drinking at work
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If yo

I have a magical dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching

He is a very fast drinker
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him a

What causes people to have arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. T

The customs of an Irishman
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits

A bet made at the local bar
A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and tal

You can't bring that dog in this bar
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. Th

The story of a very short man
A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Barte

I'm just trying to be helpful
A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on

They are stopped by the police
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pull

A seal visits a local bar
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

The bar

A man takes the ferry home from work
John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to t

Female hormones in beer
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small tra

A very depressed man
There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like tha

Where is this bus going?
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits ne

Three vampires go to a bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over

Does your dog bite?
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "

A golf club visits a local bar
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

I am afraid of that tarmac
A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a

I don't owe anything for this drink
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?"

The wife is not speaking to me
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he

If she went out with me
A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruf

Who gave you those black eyes?
A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swoll

Free drinks for everyone
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "D

This pill allows you to fly
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a dri

Drink fault-finding guide
A solution to all of your drinking troubles

Symptom: Drinking f

I'll trust you that you paid
A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender

Driving home very drunk
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was

I get so drunk that I imagine things
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side.

The Beer Prayer
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hollowed be thy drink.
I w

I'm trying to prove a point
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the

A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.

There is a monkey in the bar
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it dow

How drunk are you? Official drinking test
This simple five question test will help determine how drunk you really are. Be

Top ten signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

A drunk orders himself a beer
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up

The wife is not speaking to me
A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing guy.

Who keeps saying those things?
A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer

Someone stole things from me
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They

I think I'll try a nicer approach
Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the who

Bad luck finding a place to hide
A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of

I know you were drunk yesterday
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the

My girlfriend is out in the car
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about h

I bet I can bite both of my eyes
A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender

I only ordered a double
I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.

The bartend

This tells me that I must be drunk
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket

Some yogurt visits a local bar
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage c

Some very common traits in two drunks
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him

The number twelve goes to a bar
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

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