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XXX Blondes
What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
It's the signatur

AdjustableWheelsFunny
Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Becau

TheandBlonde
Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store?
The sign said �

Brainy
What do you call a blond with two brain cells? ''PREGNANT''

NouveauBlonde
There was this nouveau riche blond girl, who went to the nearest Mercedes showro

BlondeforJob
A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the

Dim Bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1, to yell

BlondeKiller
How does a blonde kill a fish?
She tries to drown it!

TheandDeodorant
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodor

BurntEars
A blonde goes to a doctor because both of her ears are burnt. 'Si

BigfootBlonde
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

Blonde's Vocabulary
What's the one word a blonde absolutely, positively cannot say?

BlondeMemoher Boss
TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie
RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K

BlondesBlonde Jokes
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
It makes them feel popular.

Vendingand Blonde
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine?

Paper Street
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in

Blonde lumberjack
This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She met a

BlondeStarbucks
A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walks in and orders an Iced C

BlondeBackOdometer
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called h

BlondeContractor
There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so she called the contractor

OurApartment'sFire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

Swim Meet
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and

WhatWheat-yJoke
Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas where there was not

BlondeLicense Plates
A blonde wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn't afford

Waitron Blonde
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's decidin

Blondeof Mind
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.

BlondeGunWedding
Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding?
A: She was told

Blonde'sTen Years
What are the best 10 years of a blonde's life?
Third grade.

BritneyChristinaLocked Out
Britney Spears had just bought her new car and decided to go shopping with her f

BlondeaonCliff
Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first?

Twoareatmall...
Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their ca

ThePregnancy Scare
A blonde lady nervously took her typewriter to the doctor and said she thought i

F-A-R-M
How does a blonde spell "farm?"
E-I-E-I-O!!

BlondeDrive-Thru
What do you ask a blonde in a drive-thru?
Is that for here or t

BlondesIceberg
Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only a telescope. One of the blonde

TwoAboutBlonde
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her f

BlondesButter
Q: What do blondes have in common with butter?
A: They both spread

Half-Brainiac
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!

Christmas Blondes
What do you call three blondes at Christmas?
Ho, ho, ho!

Blonde,Parrot
One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead's hou

KissI'm Blonde
Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Because red means stop!

Blonde Bummer
What do you call a pimple on a blonde's butt?
A brain tumor.

MaryhasLast Laugh
Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden one day with three boys. The

Cyber-Blonde 3
What do blondes and computers have in common?
They both go down

Blondethe Doctor's
"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blon

Blonde...Bucket
What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde ?

Bucket se

GetWithNine
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attac

Blondes
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. T

Blonde Shower
Q: How does a blonde guy take a shower?
A: He pees against the

AOrderBlondes
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to th

Blonde Robbery
A blonde walked up to a man and said, Give me your wallet. T

Tardy Blonde
Q: Why was the blonde late for work?
A: She was stranded on the b

TheandWorm
Q: How does a blonde try to kill a worm?
A: Bury it alive!

Sleeping Blonde
Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?
She forgot to close

Bartender
A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L."
Th

Blonde'sBlonde Joke
What's brown and black and blue all over?
A brunette telling

BlondeWatcher
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, '&#

BakingChip Cookies
How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in

Boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unabl

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the p

Question and answer blonde jokes
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you b

I'm going ice fishing!
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to mak

Guess who knows the state capitals?
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the Unit

Did you hear about the blond?
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

Don't give us a bad name
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer w

Do you realize what I am?
A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest

Your kid has been kidnapped
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain,

Make it off the island
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blon

You've got mail
A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the

One wish to each
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie'

Blondes change a lightbulb
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call

What type of prize did you win?
A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits

Let's take a trip to Disney
Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.
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How many sheep do I have?
There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed

I can't breathe without that
A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head.

Turn back your car odometer
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of prob

Shortage of parachutes
A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.

The blonde test taker
A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and

Mind telling me the time?
BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"

WOMAN: &q

First experience horse riding
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior exp

Unlocking your car
Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of

Buying drinks at a bar
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from

Do you see the dead bird?
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

Su

Slot machine winner
A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store.

I deserve a first class seat
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the pla

Helping a blond lose weight
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

"I w

Fallen bridge
A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.

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Want me to paint for you?
A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and pee

Why are you yelling that?
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

In t

Do you know where you were going?
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way

Clean those restrooms
On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLE

What's in the bag?
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,

Three blonds on death row
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one'

How do I get across that river?
A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She

Blond medical terminology
Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria

How to get across the river
A blonde once got lost near a river. She traveled up and down it searching for a

Helping an overweight blonde
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that sh

Question and answer blond jokes
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.

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Question and answer blond jokes
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.

Q: How do you

Question and answer blond jokes
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder

Question and answer blond jokes
Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or a

Question and answer blond jokes
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn'

Question and answer blond jokes
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.

Question and answer blond jokes
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: They can't re

Question and answer blond jokes
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground fir

Question and answer blond jokes
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
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Question and answer blond jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A v

Question and answer blond jokes
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artific

Question and answer blond jokes
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn

Question and answer blond jokes
Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting

Question and answer blond jokes
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?
A: A blonde

Question and answer blond jokes
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She's g

Question and answer blond jokes
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or tw

Question and answer blond jokes
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking r

Question and answer blond jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC?
A: A dumb terminal.

I Want Some Milk
Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left

Buying a New Farm
A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life

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