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MegandPanama Canal
What is the difference between Meg Ryan and the Panama Canal?

Tonto'sEars
Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down f

TheSkywalker Lineage
(Setting: A furious lightsaber duel is underway. Darth Vader is backing Luke Sk

BearToilet
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
A: Winnie the

Energizer Bunny
What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward?

David Beckham
What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

MovieMayhem!
A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came b

Curious George
What did the man in the big yellow hat have to do every day when Curious George

SheSo"Soul Train"
She is so blonde that she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Tr

Barbie40

Yes, it's hard to believe, but in 1999 Barbie will turn 40, ju

JohnToilet Paper
Back in the days of cowboys and Indians, toilet paper had just been invented. A

ClintonCoitus
What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary Clinton after having sex?

Wizard Wonders
There once was a toad who was a bit different than all the other toads in the ne

KnockBritney Spears
Knock knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears

RedneckII
You might be a redneck Jedi if you say, "Luke I am your father... and your

Dr.Prognosis
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count?
Eminem has to ch

MickeyDonalda Foxhole
Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
Because Donald Ducked.

BoyGirlandTrancenders
Way back in '97 I wondered why those bands like the Spice Girls and Backstr

YoFeet
Yo mama's feet are so scaly that they filmed Crocodile Dundee in her foot

BruceonEverest
What did Bruce Willis find on the top of Mt. Everest?
Icey dead

NewMattel!
"Divorce Barbie!" Comes with all of Ken's belongings!

Tupac Shakur
What is Tupac spelled backwards?

Caput!

TV'sFall Season

NBC

8:00 Friends
8:30 Girlfriends

She'sBlonde...Minutes
She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

HorrorBlonde
Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?
A: Dead meat.

PrincessDandruff
How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her hea

Mimes
What's black and white and red all over?
Mimes in a chainsaw

TopLinesHeardThe X-Files
5. "Sure we could have these people killed to protect what they know... b

BritneyStereo
Q. What do Britney Spears and a stereo have in common?
A. They both

Snow White
Why is Snow White always getting mad at the seven dwarves?
Bec

SesameMeets....
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route. At the fi

LittleBooks

'You Were an Accident'

'Strangers Have the

StarDeath
Why did Riker die in the battle?
Picard ordered to fire at Wi

OrgyNever Neverland
Q: How can you tell Michael Jackson's having an orgy at Never Neverland?

Snow Off-White
What is pink and has 7 dents?
Snow White's cherry!

ElvisKnockJoke
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Wurlitzer.
Wurlitzer

Michaeland Casper
What''s the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

MarthaHolidayList
December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn ups

MichaelBaby
What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?
&qu

Madonnaa Convertible
What do you get when Madonna is in a convertible?
A top that comes

Backstreetvs. Possums
What's the difference between a dead possum in the road and a dead member o

HannibalSnack
What does Hannibal Lector say about Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera?

Mixed
What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?
A d

Newof Playboy
Q. Did you hear about the new magazine for married men published by Playboy ?

HarrySequels
<oL> Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love Harry Potter

AMystery
A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater for opening night, but his seat i

BlondeSix Legs
What's blond, has six legs, and sings like Michael Jackson?

What'sdifferenceJesusMadonna?
What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?
Jesus was onl

BritneyChristinaTogether
Britney Spears and Christina Aguliera were building a barn. While putting up th

Mariah's
Mariah Carey's got so much shaft, even elevators are jealous of her.

Yogi
Why didn't they make two Yogi Bears?
Cause someone made a Bo

Smurfette
There were five thousand Smurfs, and one Smurfette, and she screwed each one sev

Lead Guitarist
Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

OnDeserted Island
A regular guy and Tyra Banks are the only survivors of a shipwreck. They someho

TheIsLIKE SEX
* It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it

WackyofWorld

But Doctor, You HAVE To!
In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52, trie

Spice Girls...Toaster
What do you get when you put Spice Girls in the toaster?
Pop Ta

DrinkingBig Lebowski
The way this game works is every time the word f**k is used (in any form, ex. f*

TheandII Men
Did you hear about the blonde who was so stupid she thought Boyz II Men was a da

ToGo....
Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise?
To bol

Guitar-Playing Lightbulb
Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A

Britney's Endorsement
Britney Spears is so stupid that she was drank a Coke on her Pepsi commercial.

BritneyBosoms
Britney Spears' boobs are so big, they have smaller boobs orbiting around t

Dolly Parton
Did you hear about Dolly Parton passing out on stage?
It took fou

ElvisAl Gore
What's the difference between Al Gore and Elvis?
Som

MusiciansLightbulbs
Q: How many musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: On

Mikeand Metallica
What do Mike Tyson and a Metallica concert have in common?
At

TrekkiesCaptainEars
Why can Captain Kirk hear so well?
Because he has three ears:

Backstreet Appearance
Why did the Backstreet Boys show up to the party?
'Cause they

N'SYNC'sName
Why is N'SYNC named N'SYNC?
Cause they all get their peri

SauronMoron
In "Fellowship of the Rings," what did Sauron say to Frodo?

Kurt Co-brain
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him!

Marv
Know why Bryant Gumbel left NBC?
He was tired of all the ba

Knock knockers
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.

TupacBiggieI'llMissing You
Why did Tupac and Biggie go to Heaven?
They both got F

Cooladvice
What advice does Cool Breeze give the fish?
''Watch f

Hollywood's Motto
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

NSyncSurvivor?
Why wouldn't the members of N'Sync join the cast of Survivor?

Charlie Brown
Q: What do you call Charlie Brown with no legs?
A: Ground Chuck

TonyPeter
Tony Blair Interviewed by Peter Jennings
Peter Jennings: Why do yo

HarryQuiz
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?
He ra

What'sGot?
What does OJ have that every man wants?
A Heisman trophy and a de

WhenMeetsT.V.
What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts?
The Phantom of

Bass Player
Q. How do you know when your bass player arrives?
A. He knocks

BlondeRockRoller
What did the blonde say to the rock n' roller?
''

HefDennisJoke1977
Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver were both at a party at the fashionable beach fron

WhyPepsiBritney Spears...
Q. Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears to do their commercial instead of Coke?

RonNew Movie
Have you heard about Ron Howard's new movie  a travel documentary

LizzieFriday Night
Did you hear what Lizzie Grubman did Friday night?
Crashed some par

SouthHaters...
Q: What county in Ireland hates Kenny?
A: Killkenny County

TalesThe Shire
Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her

ISantaIsWoman...
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Thi

ComedyAlleged Humor
Season's Beatings

There's gotta be a better w

HowBritney Spears...
How did Britney Spears cross the road?
With a magic marker

MassivelyKnockJokes!!!
Knock, knock
Whoa??s there?
Sorry, wrong door.
Okay

Rosesred
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic

I'mBarbie Girl
What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common?
They�

Celebrity Farting
Shaggy,Shania Twain, and Britney Spears go in a limo to a restaurant. Someone fa

P.Britneyandgohell
P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem all die and go to hell. The devil took Brit

ThreethatBritney Spears
My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white, and plastic.

Georgeisstupid...
George Bush is so stupid, he went to a concert and waved to Stevie Wonder.

J.Lodoorknobs
What does J.Lo and a doorknobs have in common?
Everyone gets a turn

PeopleShould'veWonYearsPrize
1. Britney Spears & Eminem
Who, combined, have written more books t

Quotesthe French
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." - Jacques

ThingsLearnedMovies
1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patr

HalleBares All
Halle Berry got a $500,000 bonus for her much-ballyhooed, first-ever topless sce

Famousand Chickens
Why did the chicken cross the road?
a?¡é Plato: for th

Celebrity Sandwiches
Angelina Jolie: Puckered squid in mammary sauce on rice cakes.
Ben

ConnectionStarand TP
Q: What''s the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet

Inthe Land
Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were sitting at a table talking.

WhatMichaelandbags ...
What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags have in common?
They are b

WhatsdifferenceSaddam's...
What's the difference between one of Saddam's palaces and a 50 cent�

Attention Shoppers!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart?
Because he heard kids pan

What'sandlike ...
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's finger

THESHOW HEADLINES
AUSTIN CITY LIMITS
As the Democratic Party hones its campaign strategy

Snoops'sWeather
What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?
Drizzle!

ActualFromContestants
On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan who has been running the "

BritneynoDoll
Q: What did the Barbie doll say to Britney Spears?
A: Hey, you don&

Pay A-tention
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very

LegoLegolas
Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse?
A: Elf-elf-a

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