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The family of tomatoes
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby to

The bachelor's diet
Bachelor's Diet

MONDAY:

BREAKFAST - Who can eat b

Thin People Don't
By Barbara Florio Graham
From McCall's, June, 1983

Food fight in a store
In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old g

You should learn to be more polite
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter to

Top ten ways to annoy your waiter</h2> <b>From the Late Show with David Letterma

Caffeine addict quiz
Caffeine Addict's Quiz:

Do you want to know if you suffer fro

Constantly complaining about the temperature
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the ai

Purchasing power of burgers
Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark b

Improving fry cooking time
In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secreta

You can now eat your own plate
Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can

We could have been here sooner
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a

Food laughs
From Harper's Magazine:

Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S.

Bad convenience foods
The Eight Worst Convenience Foods

And I thought nothing could top H

I have a Microsoft waiter
Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be y

Placing your order
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place

What is this?
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, th

A great fruit cake recipie
You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs

Food quotes and quips
Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .

"Artichokes ... are jus

Sorry for eating the peanuts
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a na

The results of a study
About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish t

An error publishing an article
From Reuters News Service:

Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper r

A practical joke involving jello
Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:<

Ice cream flavor galore
A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream sh

Purchasing a turkey
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn&#

Studying the twinkies
In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual phy

Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books
Chocolate Chip Cookies:

Ingredients:

1. 532.35 cm3 glu

Food one-liners
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips.&q

Are caterpillars good to eat?
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

Father: Have I not

Purchasing mailing lists
With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little w

Wise cooking advice
This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookb

Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
From the Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, January 13, 1995 with revisio

A practical joke involving jello
</center> Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office

Improving fry cooking time
</center> In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported th

You should learn to be more polite
</center> One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon

Constantly complaining about the temperature
</center> A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he

The family of tomatoes
</center> A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when t

Food one-liners
</center> The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The

You can now eat your own plate
</center> Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a de

Purchasing mailing lists
</center> With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, i

Purchasing power of burgers
</center> Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against t

Ice cream flavor galore
</center> A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira�

Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books
</center> Chocolate Chip Cookies:

Ingredients:

What is this?
</center> When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the

Sorry for eating the peanuts
</center> A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that s

Studying the twinkies
</center> In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durabilit

Food fight in a store
</center> In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and

An error publishing an article
</center> From Reuters News Service:

Canada's Ottawa Ci

Are caterpillars good to eat?
</center> Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

Fa

A great fruit cake recipie
</center> You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar

We could have been here sooner
</center> An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselv

Thin People Don't
</center> By Barbara Florio Graham
From McCall's, June, 19

The results of a study
</center> About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinne

The bachelor's diet
</center> Bachelor's Diet

MONDAY:

BREAKFAS

Caffeine addict quiz
</center> Caffeine Addict's Quiz:

Do you want to know

M
</center> M&M's: The Theory of Evolution

Whenever I

Bad convenience foods
</center> The Eight Worst Convenience Foods

And I thought no

Food laughs
</center> From Harper's Magazine:

Amount of pizza eaten

Purchasing a turkey
</center> A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery st

Food quotes and quips
</center> Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .

"Artic

Placing your order
</center> A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant,

Wise cooking advice
</center> This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen li

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