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TopReasonsLiveQuebec
1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole
2. Racism is socially acceptab

TopReasonsLivePrince
1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big-ass b

TopReasonsLiveManitoba
1. You wake up one morning to find you suddenly have beachfront property
2

DidknowRitahastatoo ...
Did you know that Rita McNeil has a tatoo of Canada on her butt?

ThoseKids
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were sitting in the pub discussing fa

Bedouins
Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown int

Anaan Irishman
One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together.

German Virginity
What's German for 'virgin'?
Goesintight.

Dirty Swiss
Q: Whats brown and has holes?
A: Swiss shit.

TheIsland
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people ar

WhatScotsmanUnderKilt
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large am

InventionsIdiots
1) Inflatable dart board.
2) Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses.
3) A boo

german
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?
A: Turn on the water.

Beer Machismo
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brew

Handbags
The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one

TheAstronauts
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was

RebuildingYorkAfghanistan
George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera tele

GreetingQueen
What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bi

YouBeRedneck...Riviera
You might be a redneck if you think the French Riviera is a foreign car!

KillAnthropologist
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodth

AToFor
There was an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman. They all worked on the to

Sharing
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a trai

Big Family
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment,

BigGreen
What's green with 20,000 assholes?
A St.Patrick's Day parade!

WhippingForeigners
Once a Frenchman, an Englishman and an Irishman were sentenced to be whipped 100

JustMamaTo Make
Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?
So he could lo

EnglishJoke
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?
A:

Self-Explanatory
An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Vampires
There were these two vampires talking. One says to the other, ''I hear

ThePocket Watch
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expens

Irish Spring
What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O'Furniture!

Irish Fun
Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned?
They were rive

Sardarji Editor
A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling t

Olmos Dunn
A man was heading to England and his next-door neighbor Mrs. Dunn had just sent

BinRuski Proposition
Osama bin Laden threatened Russia:
If you get caught up in this wa

Osama'sCity
What's the capital of Afghanistan?
KABOOM!!

MadeCanada
A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he removed a stick of gum he had fro

South Park
Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?"
A: Kill

Afghani Joe
What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
Osama bin Latte

TopReasonsBeing English
1. Two World Wars and one World Cup
2. Proper beer
3. You can conf

Rubber Toe
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto.

TheNavy
Q: How do you sink a Polish ship?
A: Put it in water.

TheFirefighter
Q. What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
A. Hose A and Ho

BritishHumor
How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
On

Gumor'sConfusion
Gumor said to Selma. Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton? Selma said &

German Vasoline
What do you call Vasoline in German?
Vienerschlide.

LalootheSkies
Joke from our friends in India...
Once as Laloo was coming out of a

Mexican Funeral

Q: What's the slowest thing in the world?
A: A Mexican funeral w

PrimeMaterial
Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning w

OceanHijinx
A man walking along the beach finds a magic lamp with a genie. The genie promise

Irishman
Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman?
The one on th

ChineseSystem
Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?
A: Be

GoingtheinMonk's Home
There was this man who really had to go to the bathroom. He went to the nearest

IrishPost
Did you hear about the Irish lamp post?
It peed on the dog.

IrishVacation

Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?
A: A new bar

Siamese Twins
Q: Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
A: So the other one could

Here,Chicken
Where is the world's fastest chicken from?
Ethiopia!

What'sTruncheon?
Two gay men decide to get themselves chased by the police for a laugh. So one

Sino-Mexican Relations
What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?
A car thief

It'sInSahara
There were these 3 criminals who had just robbed a bank in Egypt. They were cau

OsamaLighted
How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They

TestBaby
Q: What did the normal baby say to the test-tube baby?
A: Your

Aussie Tossie
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.

Lunch Break
There were three men working at the top of a building. One was Chinese, one was

The Pizza
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese

NewfieCrash
Canada's worst air disaster: Canada's worst air disaster occurred t

Russian Beauties
What do you call a beautiful girl in Russia?
A tourist.

Bosnian Lingo
They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tense

Hotels
What's the difference between a hotel and a fanny?
You don't

TopReasonsLiveOntario
1. You live in the center of the universe
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is

Rastavirgins
What do reggae bands and virgins have in common?
They both have hy

HeFour Balls
A man went to England on a trip and met a woman there, they grew to like each

Cubano
What is the Cuban national anthem?
''Row Your Boat!'

English Jesus
Why wasn't Jesus born in Essex, England?
Because they couldn&

MexicanPink,Yellow
A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexi

JapaneseDisasters

According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no

Chicken Chat
Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?"

Sardarjithe Mountain
Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. A

Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.

Greek Navy
What's the highest position in the Greek Navy?
Rear Admiral!

TheP.O.W.
An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot al

Harem
What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?
A milk she

EspanolMatadors
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sink

Light Reading
1. The Italian Book Of War Heroes
2. The Norwegian Book Of Cookery <

TopReasonsLiveNew Brunswick
1. You are sandwiched between French assholes and drunken celtic fiddlers

GermansLimbaugh
What is the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

Perambulating Candadians
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
He saw some American do it on

ThoseGourmets
Q: How come they don't have ice in Poland?
A: Because

IndiaBharat
Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and

Falling Down
A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he

Question Marks
Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency?
A: Question marks.

IrishItalian
What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?

Gaelic breath

Leek Limerick
There was a man from Leek
Who instead of a nose had a beak.
I

EskimosPeculiarHabits
Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
Because it was too cold

Italian Stallions
What do you call Italian women in a sauna?
Gorillas In The Mist!

DivorceCircumcision
The difference between a divorce and a circumcision is... in a divorce you get r

ThoseHindus
Ram: Why are you drinking tea with the help of the straw?
Raju: Bec

Olethe Lefse
Ole was on his death bed. But before he died, he wanted to have one last tast

LatinoArts
This small Latino man walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer. A big man come

HoleOne
There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that

HowyouCanada?
How do you spell Canada?
*C-EH N-EH D-EH

Iraqi Law
I saw an interview in which an expert on military history said that Saddam Husse

AttacktheWomen
One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert and he stubbed his toe on some

French Joke
What''s the shortest book ever written?
French War Heroe

FrenchmanFarm Animals
What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the oth

Paris Native
What's a native of Paris called?
A parasite.

ThoseFrenchies
Why are there so many trees along the streets of Paris?
So the Germ

TopPerksBeingHussein's Stepson
10. For your birthday, you get the head of an infidel
9. People ne

We'sFrenchman
What do you call 20 dead frenchmen in the back of a lorry.
A good d

FishingFrenchies
What do you call 20 French politicians face down in the Channel?
A

Iraqi Funerals
Why do Iraqis only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals?
Becasue ga

WhatyouwhencrossScottish...
What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat?

OsamaSaddamwalkinga ...
Osama and Saddam are walking through a desert when they come across a fence wher

George,HusseinGeneral ...
George Bush, Saddam Hussein and General Cosgrove were all walking along a beach

RockHouse
What do Saddam Hussein and Fred Flintstone have in common?
When the

WhatSaddamMisshave...
What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in common?
They both have Kurds

HotFor You?
After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his way to the pearly g

PersonDidknowhasbounty?
Person 1: Did you know saddam has a bounty on his head?
Person 2: R

Bird Brained
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird section and Se

AtooktripFargo,...
A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the

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