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An engineer and a programmer
A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight fro

Those raccoons are not luggage
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip s

What just happened here?
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and s

What was the problem before?
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and return

There was a place crash in Poland
A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon

There's a parrot on the plane
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next t

The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.

I deserve a first class seat
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the pla

Results of damage testing
It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for te

Trouble with plane engines
While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked ou

Flying without a parachute
A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's fallin

There are lawyers on the flight
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew t

A blind pilot is flying this plane?
I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there h

Don't be on this flight
"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to w

The whole world could be happy
Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard

Are blind pilots flying?
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated wa

There is a blond on the plane
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on a

Air Force One crashes
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret

The blind skydiver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this

Boarding from what gate?
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding anno

The Christmas airport
It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was re

The plane is crashing into the ocean
Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes ove

Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take t

The loss of engines
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight

A plane flying in the 1930s
In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was f

The world's smartest man?
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all

Half off these tickets
USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their hu

Fear of bombs on planes
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives al

Real flight announcements
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safe

Airlines running operating systems
Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different o

An emergency landing
According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe

Scary organization
The most dangerous organization in America today is:

a) The KKK

Dream flying planes
Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married y

Blonde goes flying
A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As a

A Skydiving lesson
All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydivin

A no-frills airline
You'll Know It's a No-Frills Airline If:

They don

Training the blonde
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The rout

Teaching the child
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-o

Airplane maintenance
"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for mainten

International airline
Acronyms for International Airlines

Italy

ALITALIA = A

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