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Travel on the plane
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him

Evolution of Mom
The Evolution of Mom

Yes, parenthood changes everything. But paren

Newest son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I lov

Question and Answer Christmas Jokes
Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q

'Twas the Night After Christmas
'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had g

A Microsoft Christmas

NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Ind

Politically Correct Santa
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to

On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
December 14, 2003

Dearest Dave,

I went to

A Martha Stewart Christmas
Dear Santa:

I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other

Signs You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
1. You strike a match and light your nose.

2. You take off your sh

Did Santa Give You That Present?
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next

Enter the Pearly Gates

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves

Lost X Files Christmas episode

Mulder: We're too late. It's already been here.

Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining

A parent's night before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house
I search

Ten things to say about gifts you don't like
10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.

Some Musical Christmas Advice

Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you h

The first reindeer seen in a bar
One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door,

The strange Christmas scene
In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed grea

The night before Christmas for an attorney
Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a

Christmas downsizing
Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for be

'Twas the Night before Finals
T'was the night before finals,
And all through the college,
T

Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going

The twelve days after Christmas

The first day after Christmas
My true love and I had a fight

Revised Christmas days
Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented

Addicted to the Web
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Doorbell rings,

An Internet Christmas
T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night

Your father is drunk
To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

Oh you better

Twelve Days of Fast Food
On the first day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Bi

Twelve days Microsoft
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC

Short Reindeer Jokes
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you

Short Snow Jokes
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him t

Short Christmas Jokes
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve

Knock Knock Christmas
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Wenceslas
Wenceslas who ?

Short Father Christmas
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clu

Santa Hates Your Kid
8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!&

Optimist vs. Pessimist

A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their lo

Santa vs. system admins
The similarities between Santa and System Admins

1. Santa is bearde

Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide

7. Salesman's opening line:

Santa's Pet Peeves
Department Store Santa Peeves

8. Kids who refuse to believe that

Without a Christmas bonus
Ten signs you're not getting a christmas bonus

10. Co-workers

Sick of the Holidays
Signs You're Sick of the Holidays

8. You've got red and

The Christmas diet song
'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May cand

The Police Officer's Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas
and throughout the substation,
N

I want to see something really cheap
After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would b

The FAA Inspection
With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to t

The politically correct Christmas
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significan

Rating your Christmas parties
If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of

The Twelve Days of Windows 95
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .

Window

The Australian Christmas
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Sweating his fat away

The Shopping Criminal
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,&quo

You Need to Join the Lord's Army
Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was stand

The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts

Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their

Billy Gates writes to Santa
Dear Santa,

How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful

What is a stable?
Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity stor

Italian Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole house was mella,
Not a

I just had a dream about it
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husba

I'm sending out some cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standin

Economist Valentines
Top economist Valentine's Day cards

4. You raise my interest r

Jokes about the Irish
Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat y

Humor about the Irish
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon be

Jokes about Ireland
Joey-Jim was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a fri

Humor about Ireland
Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan.

Jokes about St. Patrick's Day
Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rol

Humor about St. Patrick's Day
Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend

Jokes about St. Patricks Day
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removin

Humor about St. Patricks Day
The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your

Leprechaun Jokes
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the

Humor about Leprechauns
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and h

Jokes About The Irishmen
"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great I

Humor about the Irishmen
There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a grave for

Irish Pub Jokes
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in Americ

Humor about Irish Pubs
(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot)

Humor about the Stupid Irish
Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to tak

Humor about Drunk Irishmen
A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided to ask a

Humor about Drunk Irishmen
Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the enormity

Short Irish Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
A: It has a 12 month wai

Jokes about Dumb Irishmen
The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. Ho

Humor about Dumb Irishmen
The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink

Irish Marriage Jokes
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him a str

Humor about Irish Marriages
Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was stand

Funny Jokes about the Irish
The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds

Funny Humor about the Irish
This is a true story of the late Irish author Brendan Behan who one night collap

Hilarious Jokes about the Irish
Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window

Hilarious Humor about the Irish
"And how's yer wife, Pat?"

"Sure, she do be aw

Amusing Jokes about the Irish
Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this

Amusing Humor about the Irish
O'Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could

Irish Religion Jokes
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,&

Irish Religion Humor
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, &

Jokes about the Fighting Irish
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obitua

Fighting Irish Humor
McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The st

Clean Jokes about the Irish
Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock."

Clean Humor about the Irish
It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Up

Clean Jokes about Ireland
An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they came u

Clean Ireland Humor
An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dar

Clean St. Patrick's Day Jokes
An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their

Clean St. Patrick's Day Humor
In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one

Irish Laughs
Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along. One day she said to

A geek's list of thanks
1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!

2. Be thankful your c

The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her fami

The football-playing turkey
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a larg

A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a

Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
A Thanksgiving Cookbook
by Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten Class

Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you

New Year Nerd Resolutions
<font color="#990000"> NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'T

New Year Resolutions for Pets
15. I will not eat other animals' poop.

14. I will not lick m

Cookie the Cat's Resolutions
5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ?and visa versa.

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