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yoisfat....
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she seen 90210 was on the scale.

Yourispoor...
Your family is so poor, when they went to the park the pigeons threw bread at th

Yoso short...
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

What'sdifferenceacar...
What's the difference between a sports car and a porcupine?
A porc

Swimmimg...it'sa sport...
Swimmimg...it's not a sport, it's a way to keep from drowning.

Yoso ugly...
Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to have porkchops tied around her

Atapedtotelevision...
A redneck taped toilet paper to his television.
He said, "Hey,

Youberedneck if...
You might be a redneck if you have ever been asked to leave a yardsale

WhatsdifferenceSaddam...
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein and a bucket of crap?
T

You'restupid,sleep with...
You're so stupid, you sleep with a measuring tape to see how long you sleep

Yoisold,knew...
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Flat Chance
You are so flat, you're a pirate's dream.
He can't w

Yoisdumb...
Yo mama is so dumb she brought toilet paper to a craps game.

Yososhea...
Your mama's so thin she ate a peanut and thought she was pregnant.

Whatyouawitha brain?
What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Gifted

Yoisa brick...
Yo mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans.

Yoisstupid
Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at a orange juice carton for an hour because it

Yoisdumbwhenwaiter ...
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked

Thereaguya Marine...
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave witho

Yourisstupid...
Your mom is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

HowIrishmenit take...
How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold t

Yoisnasty...
Your mama is so nasty, when you said, "Mama, what are we going to have for

Whatyou88 rednecks...
What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy?
A family reunion.

IntellectualGraffiti
Cindy Lou Edleman Performs Quality Sexual Favors
Your Mother and F

What'sdifferencea blonde...
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

BushamessageSaddam
Bush got a coded message from Saddam.
It read: 370HSSV-0773H

PilotCo-Pilot
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co

RANDOMCHEAPSTEWART JOKES
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
What is Martha Stewarts favor

Whatyoua woman...
What do you call a woman rolling around on the ground with no legs.

Titillating
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her

GirlsWannaFun
A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking on the beach when they found a

Martinisthree ...
Martin Scorscese is interviewing three action heros for his new movie, they are

NewDiet
Yo mama's so fat, she got pregnant and lost weight!

Howyouareally ...
Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner.

What'sdifferencealawer ...
Q: What's the difference between a dead lawer in the middle of the road and

Whythebuildgraveyard...
Q: Why did the city build a graveyard across the street from the retirement home

Bullwinkle
Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada?
A: Moose and

Eatinga Sport
Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

NowhereHide
President Bush is so stupid, he tried to hide in a corner in the Oval Office.

Play Dead
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.

Whatuifblond...
Q: What do u do if a blond throws a grenade at u?
A: Pick it up and

Redneck Beaver
You know your a redneck if a beaver bites your nipple off!

IDon'tIt
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a Redneck joke

Redneck Recycling
Q: What do Rednecks call four empty Cool Whip containers on a table?

Yotities...
Yo mama's tities smell so bad, they make onions cry

Gay Picnic
Q: How do you know you're at a gay picnic?
A: If the hotdogs h

Fast Food
Yo mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

AGood Men
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the post office. Suddenly, he feels a pai

Yoso dirty...
Yo mama so dirty, she made Right Guard go left.

MoveOfSpace!
There were three astronauts an American, a Russian, and a Pollock who were discu

WhyGodwomen...
Q: Why did God give women more brain cells than cows?
A: So that wo

Yojustdumber...
Yo mama so dumb, she wrote anti-anti-jokes to be extra funny and still made terr

Yoisdirty...
Yo house is so dirty, when I walked outside I had to wipe my feet.

Yoso po'
Yo mama so poor she beat up a gumball machine because it didn't take food s

Isn'tLucky?
Q: How did Britney Spears die while drinking milk?
A: The cow fell

Para-shoot
There were five people on a crashing air plane. Britney Spears, George W. Bush,

Lunchback
Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes
A: So they can tell

Dream on
Yo mama so old, she has dreams in black and white.

Death waits
There were three men on death row, a Brit, an American, and a Pollock. They are

WakeStand up
A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds. Her husband, half-awake, says,

Just You
Q: How many idiots does it take to read a joke?
A: Just one

BlondeBlonder
A blonde is in the middle of a cornfield sitting on top a sea-doo in a bikini wh

Blow pop
You''re so gay, you could sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

HotBalloon
Yo mama's pants so tight, when she farts, it comes out of her ankles.

Ifdidn'tyouayet
You know you're a redneck if the door mat to you're trailer home doubl

Mrs. Shagwell
Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug-burn.

TheABC's
Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A:

Inside out
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: BMW

Takeseat
Men are like toilets, they're either taken, unavaliable, taking a piss or j

CallBack
Yo mama is so stupid she put a phone in her butt and thought she was making a bo

Chewthis
Yo mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey wher

Ahand
Two blondes and a brunette fell off a cliff, handing on to a rope for dear life.

Yosmile
Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles, cars slow down.

Takemamawork day
Yo mama is so ugly, you're father brings her to work just so he doesn'

Thisajoke
Yo mama is so poor she can't even pay attention.

Theladder
A blonde sat at the bar when the bartender's son swaggers in. When he tells

They''re Grrrrrreat
One morning, a blonde decides to do a jig-saw puzzle of a tiger. When her husban

California
Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

MichaelshopsWal-Mart
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?
A: Boys pants were half

Dreamweaver
Yo mama's head so big, instead of having dreams she has motion pictures.

Major Crackage
Q: Why was Oprah stopped at the airport?
A: She was getting arreste

Blonde Luck
A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumba

GangsNewPart II
Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the rats jumped me and the ants stol

Finder's keepers
There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head. They were all sitting in a hair s

Adult Swim
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are swimming breast stroke in a race. The b

CountFullNuts
Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?
A: Because 69's a mout

Shirts Off
A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot annouces that becaus

StickDynamite
Yo penis so small that if it were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blo

Elevator Scene
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding in an elevator. The redhead notic

Jew Unit
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Lift Off
Yo mama so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits.

StumblingMumbling
A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The

TiVo
Yo mama so fat when she stepped in front of the TV, I missed two episodes.

BirdsParadise
Yo mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

Theof Love
Smart man smart woman = romance

Smart man dumb woman = af

TubGoo
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

Dolike mammals
A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. a??Doctor,a?? she says, a??my husband just d

Magnum PI
A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries ext

CloseNo Cigar
A guya??s been dating the girl of his dreams for several months, but hea??s been

Fair Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

Ex-girlfriend
A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. a??I had sex with another wom

OnOff
A Polish mechanic is fixing his headlights. a??Help me out here,a?? he yells to

AInsult
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, a??All lawyers are a**holes!a?? He l

ASense
Two lawyers are leaving the office. a??I cana??t wait to get home,a?? says one o

Stained
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laund

Picture Perfect
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall

PictureaWords
Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor and dignity what would you

OneGeorgeBushtossing restlessly
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awake

ADilemma
Here's a dilemma...
With all your honor and dignity, what wou

Christmas Cop
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and nex

DuuuuhJock
He's such a dumb jock, that when he was driving to the airport, he saw a si

TheGhoststheHouse
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awake

Irish Wakings
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?

A collection of insults!
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best fr

A collection of insults!
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I t

A collection of insults!
I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.

Don't

A collection of insults!
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!

When you pa

A collection of insults!
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!

You say that y

A collection of insults!
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in

A collection of insults!
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone t

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