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Oklahoma Crazy Law

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

<center><small>Looking for more dumb laws? Check out <a href="http://www.dumblaws.com/" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none">DumbLaws.com</a>!</small></center> It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

No one may spit on a sidewalk.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. (Repealed)

Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

Tattoos are banned.

Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings. (Repealed 1998)

People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.


Ada
If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.


Clinton
Molesting an automobile is illegal.


Hawthahorne
It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.


Oklahoma City
No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.


Schulter
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.


Tulsa
You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.


Wynona
One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.

Mules may not drink out of bird baths.

Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.


Yukon
It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.

While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.

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