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TheProfession
A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world'

Lawyersthe Trees
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

Oooolllllld Lawyer
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousan

LawyersGod
What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
God doesn't

LawyersLightbulbs
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb?
A: One but it h

Lawyersthe Beach
How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?
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Lawfor Nuns
What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?
A sister-i

Singled-Celled Lawyer
What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
One wears a tie

LawyerSnake
A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What's the difference between e

TenStillVirgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedd

MoreKewlKnock Jokes!!!
Knock, Knock
Whoa??s there?
I know it's you.
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500inocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good sta

ImprovementsHell
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comf

Shark Attack
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.

Justice Prevailed
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a lon

Howlawyersittoa...
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
a??Such number

Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
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Alaska Crazy Law
Alaska's More Important Laws

In Fairbanks it is considered an

Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

Any misdemeano

Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

Animals are banned from ma

Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

It is illegal

Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

It is considered an

Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state a

Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

All resid

Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

Illega

Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken.

You may be arrested fo

Indiana Crazy Law
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Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without h

Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has

Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess l

Louisiana Crazy Law
It is illegal to gargle in public places.

It is illegal to rob a

Maine Crazy Law
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American a

Maryland Crazy Law
Thistles may not grow in one's yard.
Baltimore
No person w

Massachusetts Crazy Law
Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.

Taxi d

Michigan Crazy Law
You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.

Minnesota Crazy Law
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

A

Mississippi Crazy Law
Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine. -Sec. 97-35-

Missouri Crazy Law
It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed)

Buckner
In

Montana Crazy Law
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

Nebraska Crazy Law
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

Nevada Crazy Law
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your

New Jersey Crazy Law
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

New Hampshire Crazy Law
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.

It is conside

New Mexico Crazy Law
State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to

New York Crazy Law
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

Slippers are no

North Carolina Crazy Law
All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that

North Dakota Crazy Law
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

It

Ohio Crazy Law
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.

Owners of

Oklahoma Crazy Law
It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

Oregon Crazy Law
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

Ice cream may

Pennsylvania Crazy Law
No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are bu

Rhode Island Crazy Law
It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is n

South Carolina Crazy Law
It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.

Performing a U-turn

South Dakota Crazy Law
Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensi

Tennessee Crazy Law
Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud female dog that

Texas Crazy Law
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Utah Crazy Law
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just c

Vermont Crazy Law
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. <

Virginia Crazy Law
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

It is ill

Washington Crazy Law
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.

All moto

West Virginia Crazy Law
If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.

Roadkill m

Wisconsin Crazy Law

Dumb Wisconsin Laws
At one time, margarine was illegal.

Wyoming Crazy Law
You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.

Question and answer jokes
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a fin

Actual stupid questions asked

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Consultation fees
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and

That's a real bargain
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funer

Rules for hunting lawyers
Washington state attorney season and bag limits
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Excess billing hours
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousan

Lawyers give irrelevant information
Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in f

The bronze statues
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinato

What and who am I?
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways on

Here's your fee schedule
A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.

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Unreasonable bill
A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs.

Replacing lab rats with lawyers
The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going

You've changed my mind
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you

Some last minute requests
A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give

Get money to heaven
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determine

Brain transplant
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after h

Want to go into space?
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and co

Lawyer's personal injury
A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking towa

A love for material goods
A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I l

I just managed to settle an account!
A young attorney who had taken over his father’s practice rushed home elated one

An honest lawyer
An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so b

Did you make a donation?
At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the mos

Free haircuts
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the hai

Can I take his place?
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk

Lawyers on a flight
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew t

Are you talking to me?
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked

How's business?
Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.

"How’s bus

What is his occupation?
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

What is the oldest profession?
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonge

Trying to be impressive
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress po

What's your wife's name?
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admitt

Space photography
The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Te

Free advice at social affairs?
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approa

I want to take money with me
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would a

When you know you must really be drunk
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotc

I suppose I earned enough
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown at

Lawyer's club
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lion

Were you ever arrested?
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "H

Is there a way to thank you?
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after h

Fight to win a case
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a lon

Legal quotes
When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty;

When th

Introduce lawyers
"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent.

Lawyers on a jury
A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to

Talk to the judge
A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made num

Unfit words to hear
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please re

History of lawyers
Why God Created Lawyers

Satan was complaining bitterly to God, &quo

Keep that a secret
After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay

Halls of Justice
A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi,

You're a lawyer if
You Might Be A Lawyer If....

You are charging someone for reading t

Demise of a partner
One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm

Learning a lesson
A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footstep

Merry Christmas law
Merry Christmas in Legal Terms

Please accept without obligation, ex

Advice from lawyers
George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, ne

Knowing the facts
The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real

Need a new lawyer
Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer

Your lawy

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