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A staged wedding to bust dealers
As supposedly reported on CNN:

Undercover police, staging the weddi

A man is almost about to die
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die with

I just needed to use your car
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been

Marriage quotes 02
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year

Wedding preparation guidelines
Announcement:

It is the responsibility of the bride's family

What will the neighbors think?
Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.

Marriage quotes 12
Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe?<

Have long marriages
Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.

They ta

The guide to wife translations
The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The

Subjects for a date
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.

How have times changed?
In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.

Marriage quotes 09
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those

A way to save your marriage
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble

Marriage quotes 08
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can n

What is the most damaging food?
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material

Someone really stinks
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom

The government cuts costs
The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband

A very desperate marriage
A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he w

Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings,

The way you say it
It's not what you say, but the way you say it.

On a blind date

Marriage quotes 05
Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep person

Marriage quotes 14
This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.

We in

Marriage quotes 06
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they s

Marriage quotes 07
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

Getting into fights
A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.

Problems from the start
John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind d

Marriage quotes 13
The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.

T

A kid's view on marriage

What Exactly Is Marriage?
"Marriage is when you get to keep yo

Gift for a birthday
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that

An organization that makes men fear marriage
The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.

A sudden change of mind
My Dearest Susan,

Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolat

Some practical jokes
Smaller or larger tuxedo

A friend got married and I, being the

Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.<

May I borrow your dog for a few days?
It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral proce

What a large crowd
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outs

Flying in the plane
Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married y

Getting revenge with marriage
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a l

Going to the office
Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

I have "great" news for you
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have g

Marriage quotes 01
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage

Marriage quotes 04
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other

The tradition at weddings
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the

Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all

Be afraid if you annoy this husband
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship.

Why can't you be like that?
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next do

A new husband is like a girl's father?
If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is

Wife was mad at me
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.

One sig

Going crazy with confusion
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, &quo

A mother's dictionary
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.

Don't take any chances
A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death.

Finding perfect men
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect m

My daughter is your reward
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the

Marriage quotes 11
My other wife is beautiful.

My wife doesn't care what I do awa

Marriage quotes 03
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got marr

Marriage studies findings
A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marr

Too much speeding
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main S

This wife is too jealous
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and s

Marriage quotes 10
Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.

May you

Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all

The tradition at weddings
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the

An organization that makes men fear marriage
The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.

Like Father, Like Husband?
If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is

A sudden change of mind
My Dearest Susan,

Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolat

Kids at the Wedding
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the f

Wedding preparation guidelines
Announcement:

It is the responsibility of the bride's family

A Mother's Dictionary
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.

A man is almost about to die
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die with

May I borrow your dog for a few days?
It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral proce

My daughter is your reward
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the

Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.<

Be afraid if you annoy this husband
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship.

Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings,

I have "great" news for you
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have g

Why can't you be like that?
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next do

Problems from the start
John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind d

Someone really stinks
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom

The guide to wife translations
The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The

Too much speeding
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main S

I just needed to use your car
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been

What is the most damaging food?
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material

Going crazy with confusion
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, &quo

How have times changed?
In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.

What will the neighbors think?
Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.

Marriage studies findings
A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marr

Getting revenge with marriage
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a l

A kid's view on marriage

What Exactly Is Marriage?
"Marriage is when you get to keep yo

Some practical jokes
Smaller or larger tuxedo

A friend got married and I, being the

The government cuts costs
The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband

This wife is too jealous
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and s

A way to save your marriage
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble

Don't take any chances
A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death.

What a large crowd
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outs

The way you say it
It's not what you say, but the way you say it.

On a blind date

Flying in the plane
Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married y

Going to the office
Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Finding perfect men
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect m

Getting into fights
A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.

Have long marriages
Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.

They ta

Gift for a birthday
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that

Getting into fights
They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn

Wife was mad at me
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.

One sig

Subjects for a date
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.

A staged wedding to bust dealers
As supposedly reported on CNN:

Undercover police, staging the weddi

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