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Refrigerate elephants
Analysis:
1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it

The math one-liners
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

If pa

Statistical one-liners
A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the peo

Log negative one zero
Theorem: log(-1) = 0
Proof:
a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1)

One equal to one half
Theorem: 1 = 1/2:
Proof:

We can re-write the infinite series

Dollars equal cents
Theorem: 1$ = 1c.
Proof:
And another that gives you a sense of mon

Reducing travel risk
There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accele

The results of statistics
1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed
2. All polar bears are

Math is turning bad
"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black tre

Risk of plane bombs
A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting f

Four is equal to five
Theorem: 4 = 5
Proof:
-20 = -20
16 - 36 = 25 - 45
4^

Three is equal to four
Theorem: 3=4
Proof:

Suppose:
a b = c

Crocodile is longer
Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.

Lemma 1. The cr

Dollars equal ten cents
Theorem: 1$ = 10 cent
Proof:
We know that $1 = 100 cents
Di

One plus one are two
Theorem: 1 1 = 2
Proof:
n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)
n(2n - 2) -

Debate about the box
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in a

Story about infinity
A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers

All numbers are equal
Theorem: All numbers are equal.
Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let

The fate of marriages
It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, s

Equal positive integers
Theorem: All positive integers are equal.

Proof: Sufficient to show

Misunderstood people
1. They speak only the Greek language.

2. They usually have long th

N equals N plus one
Theorem: n=n 1

Proof:
(n 1)^2 = n^2 2*n 1

Proof E equal to one
Theorem: e=1
Proof:
2*e = f
2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*

Two plus two is five
"First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the

Worries while flying
Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an h

Purchasing the shoes
A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size

Numbers equal zero
Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.

Proof: Suppose that a=b. T

The birthday study
It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that

One is negative one
Theorem: 1 = -1
Proof:
1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sq

Equal positive integers
Theorem: All positive integers are equal.

Proof: Sufficient to show

Three is equal to four
Theorem: 3=4
Proof:

Suppose:
a b = c

Dollars equal ten cents
Theorem: 1$ = 10 cent
Proof:
We know that $1 = 100 cents
Di

One plus one are two
Theorem: 1 1 = 2
Proof:
n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)
n(2n - 2) -

Log negative one zero
Theorem: log(-1) = 0
Proof:
a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1)

All numbers are equal
Theorem: All numbers are equal.
Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let

One equal to one half
Theorem: 1 = 1/2:
Proof:

We can re-write the infinite series

Dollars equal cents
Theorem: 1$ = 1c.
Proof:
And another that gives you a sense of mon

Numbers equal zero
Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.

Proof: Suppose that a=b. T

Four is equal to five
Theorem: 4 = 5
Proof:
-20 = -20
16 - 36 = 25 - 45
4^

N equals N plus one
Theorem: n=n 1

Proof:
(n 1)^2 = n^2 2*n 1

One is negative one
Theorem: 1 = -1
Proof:
1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sq

Proof E equal to one
Theorem: e=1
Proof:
2*e = f
2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*

Math is turning bad
"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black tre

Crocodile is longer
Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.

Lemma 1. The cr

Two plus two is five
"First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the

Story about infinity
A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers

Refrigerate elephants
Analysis:
1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it

Debate about the box
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in a

The math one-liners
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

If pa

The birthday study
It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that

Risk of plane bombs
A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting f

The results of statistics
1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed
2. All polar bears are

Statistical one-liners
A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the peo

Purchasing the shoes
A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size

Answering machine
Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I&

Worries while flying
Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an h

The fate of marriages
It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, s

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