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Caught for speeding
The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled do

Warning all shoplifters
Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whippe

Testing a new recruit
Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. Wha

Getting in an accident
A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-o

Please describe him
A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleedi

Trust a fellow officer
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial --

Lost far from a home
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morri

Excuse for speeding
A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver&

Criminal steals lumber
A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessiona

Policemen in Heaven
St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up.

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Breaking into a house
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broke

Lawyers get robbed
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.

The reason for running
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually incre

Charged for speeding
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars al

Holmes investigation
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bo

Robber met animals
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

What is the future
My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped.

The new CIA agents
Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They f

A missing person
Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her nex

Prison vs. full-time job
Prison life versus a full-time job

In prison you spend the majority

Make a last request
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to

Thankful he's drunk
The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one

I have lost my father
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, &qu

Red fire fighter
There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.

Four and eigh

Getting a new deputy
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the s

Telephone accident
The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck

Partner takes vacation
Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation

9. Every Tuesday he insists it&

A blonde detective
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.

Prison vs. a housewife
Prison vs. being a housewife

In prison you get three square meals a

Catching the shoplifter
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jew

Explaining his claim
A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck

Disorderly conduct
Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a

Steal from this family
After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. Th

Don't say this to a cop
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20. I

Swerve to avoid a box
Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truc

Looking into their eyes
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. Af

Dealing with criminals
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was

Partner takes vacation
Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation

9. Every Tuesday he insists it&

New person in prison
A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.

Already there is a long

Wife helps out the cop
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place

Catching the shoplifter
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jew

He's drunk at the bar
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible

Working in the garden
A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife:

"I have

Catch a drunk driver
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bo

Lost far from a home
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morri

Prison Versus Housewives
In prison, you get three square meals a day.

At home, you cook thr

Getting in an accident
A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-o

Dealing with a juggler
Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What

Should have glasses
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says h

The reason for running
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually incre

Rookie is on the job
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experien

Try to catch the rabbit
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to

He is extremely drunk
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically throu

A prisoner with skills
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along w

A test for being drunk
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lane

Breaking into a house
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broke

Time for the wedding
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

Prison vs. full-time job
Prison life versus a full-time job

In prison you spend the majority

How fast was I going?
"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."

Undercover detective
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"

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Judge has some fun
A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day

Excuse for speeding
A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver&

Warning all shoplifters
Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whippe

Choose a punishment
A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge.

The judge

Request before death
A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.

Very stupid robbers
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jum

Chatting on the plane
A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation wi

The new CIA agents
Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They f

Purchasing the brain
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the pr

Policemen in Heaven
St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up.

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Charged for speeding
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars al

Make a last request
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to

Don't arrest the judge
A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amaze

Lawyers get robbed
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.

Debate the stop sign
A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of

Police chief hates you
Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You

10. He sends you on drug raids

Steal from this family
After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. Th

Visiting kindergarten
Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police

Robber met animals
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

The woman is on fire
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though a

The highly-skilled fly
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.
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A story behind a gun
Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer m

You're in big trouble
John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and

Try to spell that name
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limi

Some stupid truckers
While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an over

Please show the I.D.
The following supposedly a true story.

This guy walked into a littl

Watching for suicide
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a

Strange name for cats
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty

Knitting and driving
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up besi

Criminal steals lumber
A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessiona

Testing a new recruit
Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. Wha

Stealing from a store
This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of

Some police quotes
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch ou

Where are you from?
Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.<

Holmes investigation
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bo

Caught for speeding
The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled do

Police officer's foods
The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers

1. Glazed
2. Jel

Please describe him
A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleedi

How to charge them
Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police

You're back again?
The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to se

Headline in the paper
HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. P

Stuck under a bridge
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads &quo

Pictures from police
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.<

Stopping the hillbilly
This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.<

Explaining his claim
A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck

Identify the problem
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.<

Trust a fellow officer
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial --

Blonde avoiding trees
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde

The animal's warning
A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

Thankful he's drunk
The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one

Lawyers are greedy
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the

Touring Washington
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the C

Stupid blonde driver
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he coul

Telephone accident
The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck

Inspecting the truck
A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.

An FBI investigation
The phone rings at FBI headquarters.

"Hello? I'm calling

Problem with a dog
Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.

Dealing with trouble
A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The &quo

I'm going to a lecture
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked ho

K9 is for assistance
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and b

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