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TheHorsesthe Apocalypse
The world is going to end in three days, so God calls the three most important l

Inoffensivefor Breasts

1) Chest Trays

2) NFRU (Not for Recreational Use

Busha Favor
George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of bu

TheTheThe Bushettes
Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law for underage drinkin

GaryLifeboat
Gary Condit was on a sinking ship and everyone was rushing to get into the lifeb

ESLEnron
Why has the Enron scandal been so hard on ESL teachers?
Because the

Political Pampers
How are politicians like diapers?
You have to change them both ofte

JackJillModern Economics
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.

Jil

Dude,RolledJoint Venture
Did you hear about the new Netscape and Yahoo merger? It's called Net-n-yah

GaryM.O.
Q: Why did Gary Condit cross the road?
A: To make sure his girlfrie

Aofsoldierspatrolling...
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came acr

BushUnemployment Aid
How does President Bush spell Welfare?
F-A-R-E-W-E-L-L

VisitorsSpacethe LAPD
Two aliens land on the earth, near L.A. They get out of their aircraft, take the

Madame President
What would a female president's husband be called?
Bill

Jenna's Predicament
JENNA'S PREDICAMENT
Do we really wonder why Jenna Bush is alwa

ThePuzzle
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and holle

KofiNewUN Resolutions
Be brave -- ask US for more money.
Salt and pepper beard more.

HansIraq
Dear Mr. Blix,
Welcome to Iraq! It is so good of you and your Weapo

OneBush...
One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up t

Iliketonight
Why did George Bush cross the road?
Beause his penis was stuck in t

FamousW. Quotes
"I believe Men and Fish can coexist together peacfully."

TheLady'sduties
What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

TopreasonsW.shouldimpeached
1) Compassionativity is not a word.
2) Social Security IS a federal

CapitalismDummies
Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Ia Dream
Saddam Hussein phoned President Bush and said, "George, I called you becaus

Saddam's Bumperstickers
"My Army invaded Kuwait and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker"

DearDad
Q: What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
A: Neit

TheSucks
President Bush wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and see

OsamaBushaFight
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and dec

TheSaddamBush Debate
Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam Hussein's challenge to a

TheGoestheBlows...
This week, the Bush administration finally released the official start-date of t

French Stamps
Why did the Post Office have to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Fre

ReasonsBeing French
* When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
* Experience

TopSaddamRomantic Tips
10. Splash on a little goat's blood.
9. Play romantic music to

100,000 Frenchman
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
Their army!

Le Stinkers
Why do the French Smell?
So blind people can hate them too!

FullAhead
What's faster than the speed of light?
An Afghani with a dinne

AofHussein'sdoubles ...
A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles were waiting in a lounge when they

Awalksashopsees ...
A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees President Bush and Colin Powell sitting

Saddamwasdown...
Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering who to bomb next, when his phone rang.

WhatthesayBushRumsfeld...
What did the troops say to Bush & Rumsfeld when they told them to march to B

Q.thebetweenW. ...
Q. What''s the difference between George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein ?

AmericafinallySaddam ...
America has finally captured Saddam Hussein!
They sprayed a field w

WhatSaddamFredhave...
What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in common?
They can both look ou

Doctor Demented
A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting.

DividedCommon Language
The British speech:
"If you are ferocious in battle, remember

Slick Willy
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Ross Perot are on a ship when it is sinking.

Wal-marksspot
Q: Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in Afganistan?
A: Because th

The Govinator
Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go ou

Half Bush
Bush's mother prayed fervently that GW would grow up and be president. So f

NoZone
The American Indians have nicknamed George W Bush as "Walking Eagle" b

Hardworker,Bush
Bush is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and Moe!

WhenHitsFan
A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour guide starts to show him around the whol

Button Smashers
Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first rou

Xtreme Makeovers
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries

Future Handicapping
George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell ov

BillHillary
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game

GeorgeDickandRumsfeldf
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.

Birdbrain
In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W. Bush has bom

BushWarBird Flu
Saying that "America must take a preemptive approach to the War on Bird Fl

The exact same answer for each
This simple three question test illustrates how often Bill Clinton must be telli

Question and answer Clinton jokes
Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter's finger?
A: Punch him

Clinton administration medical dictionary
Acute : Opposite of an ugly

Artery: The study of paintings

Clinton one-liners
Clinton and Gore: They have what it takes to take what you've got!

Acronyms for Clinton and his adminsitration
Clinton: (C)razed (L)ow-class (I)diot (N)ow (T)aking (O)ver (N)ation

Decoding the speeches of Bill Clinton
Some key definitions to help decode Clinton's speeches. More will be added

Clinton bumper stickers
It's still the economy.
And he's still stupid.

C

Find out who is in control
At a recent interview, it seems that Bill Clinton broke out in rage after being

Candidate Clinton vs. President Clinton
Candidate Bill Clinton: Cut taxes for middle class
President Bill Clin

The search for intelligent life
Captain Kirk and an away team, searching for intelligent life on other planets,

The Presidential watches
A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called

Hillary goes to heaven
Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached h

Clinton's wish for world peace
Clinton is on the beach at Martha's Vinyard and finds that an old bottle ha

Bill Clinton's haircut
Before his infamous haircut on the tarmac, Clinton asked his stylist Christophe,

Who would have been President?
Bill and Hillary were going down a back road and stopped at a gas station.

The development of a new stamp
The Post Office briefly considered issuing stamps with Bill and Hillary's f

The Adventures of Bill Clinton
It's Friday night and President Bill is working late in the White House.

Clinton's accomplishments

Very short books in the making
These future bestsellers will not only be popular to the stupid, but they will a

The attributes of Clinton's health plan
The Clinton Health Plan has the:

1. Simplicity of the IRS.

The Stupid Comments of Hillary Clinton
Reporter: Governor Clinton, what damage do you think has been done to your campa

Asking the Wizard of Oz
President Bush, Dan Quayle, Ross Perot, and Bill Clinton all traveled together t

Helping the United States of America
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the Wh

President Bill Clinton visits Pearly Gates
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?&qu

Let's vote on this now
Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Ronald Reagan are in a boat in the Potomac, when

Nicknames of Bill Clinton and his master
Bill Clinton Nicknames

McPresident
Dollar Bill
The

What are you doing there?
A man was walking along when he spotted a small boy busily constructing somethin

President Clinton meets some voters
President Clinton is shaking hands with the voters after being elected for the s

Clinton at the May Day parade
The May Day parade in Moscow is the largest, most important military parade of t

Worries about early morning jogs
The Secret Service has been worried by Bill Clinton's practice of taking ea

A new dog at the White House
Bill Clinton is walking a dog around the White House lawn early one morning.

Writing a new policy that will change America
Bill Clinton has just had a major new policy decision that he thinks is going to

Clinton's most unpopular action
President Clinton, speaking in private with his advisor on public favor, told hi

The very high health care costs
Health care costs are rising uncontrollably across the world. In America, taxes

President Carter's "funny" joke
In an interview with David Letterman, Carter passed along an anecdote of a trans

Strange United States laws
In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate

A guide to academic newspeak
Gender
Radical feminism

Oppressors
White male h

The new Bill of Rights
Nearly everything has changed in the United States since the Bill of Rights was

The types of cows
If a communist has two cows, he gives both to the government, and the government

Flags tell us information about our taxes
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly ex

King George the Third's response to the Declaration of Independence
The Court of King George III London, England

July 10, 1776

The development of a new programming language
I've heard there's a new programming language out from University of T

Republicans Democrats
The difference between Republicans & Democrats

A Republican and

True politicial story
Supposedly G.B. Shaw once sent Winston Churchill some tickets for the first nigh

Debate military issue
I have two sons who are at opposite poles on the military issue. Rick thinks th

What day is that day?
My four year old and I were discussing holidays, and I asked him, "What is

Short laughs
Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't.

Purchasing new brains
A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year

Funny Quotes from Gore
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

More Hilarious Al Gore Quotes and Blunders
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat."

-- Vice

Will of Americans
Tired of his low approval ratings, President Clinton called up the head of the C

Bush sues Santa
BUSH LEGAL TEAM SUES SANTA CLAUS By S. Artist Reuters

AUSTIN, TX (D

George Bush slogans
Top George Bush Slogans

I'll turn capital punishment into

Bush running mate
Bush and His Running Mate

Now that it seems almost a certainty that

President precedent
Difference Between a Bad *President* and a Bad *Precedent*

... BAD

Research Bush
A researcher called G. W. Bush house in Austin.

G. W was sleeping i

Stuck in a plane
George Bushes, father Bush and son Bush, Bush, Jr., are on board a small two sea

Plane's terrorist
A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bur

Chased by a bear
George W Bush, Dick Cheny and Bush's mama, Barbara, are having a holiday at

People are stupid
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking, when George

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