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Eskimos and weevils
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craf

A grandson's coffee
A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he had m

A Sesamee Street bus
Once there was this bus which happened to be from Sesamee Street. On the bus wer

The family of potatoes
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three dau

Mary Poppins visiting
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to st

A very happy psychic
I am not a believer in seances, but I went to one just to see what they are like

Trying to fix a clock
Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he load

He has two girlfriends
There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty a

The new French cook
The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would

Story of a happy dog
Trouser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would chase tennis balls, play wit

Those two evil friars
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there were two evil friars living out

Painting this church
Bill was short of money and was out looking for a job. Pastor Nelson offered Bi

Atoms and a Buddhist
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to

Farmer has problems
There was once a very influential farmer in a remote part of China, who had a pr

Big chess tournament
The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the fi

Gift for Snow White
Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs

An elephant and turtle
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep

The new rhea farmer
A computer programmer, bored with his job, decided to start his own business. Wa

A man lost his wife
When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he'd

Peddler in the village
Every day a peddler pulled his cart of wool from his home to the village market.

Fishermen on the lake
Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they

Life of cows and bulls
A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes alo

Research mammals
A research group was engaged in a study of longevity in mammals and had recently

Owning a new pet fish
Pat: Hey, Chris! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really s

Helping out the knight
Sir Edgbert, knight of the realm, was hurrying home on a cold, dark, wet night w

A horse breeder story
This Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was ent

An incredible inventor
He was an inventor of note. He created a big shoe with a phone in the heel. No

A maharajah of India
The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree. He ordered that no on

Doctor goes to a bar
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri

Biologist studies frogs
A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stum

Visit to the car dealer
One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from the sup

Producing a new gum
Two men were in the process of inventing a new brand of gum. They were arguing

Hard working Penny
Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream in

Two caged canaries
Once upon a time there were two canaries in a cage. Naturally, one was male and

Try joining the Mafia
This guy, Artie, gets tired of working so hard and not getting anywhere, and see

Monster in a village
Out far away in the himalayas there was a small village that was constantly terr

The very hungry lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He ca

A midget fortune teller
Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a mi

Woman having twins
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family

Story of a conductor
He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orchestra. He had been having problems

Wizard in the factory
There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory ex

A tribe within Africa
There was a tribe in Africa which was very fierce and warring...they would battl

Party in the kingdom
In a kingdom far far away, and a long long time ago, a party was being given. T

Smart snake breeder
There once was a snake breeder who had two snakes he was trying to mate. For the

Mary Poppins moved
It seems that Mary Poppins has moved to California. She has started a business t

Meet together again
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this g

Transylvania vacation
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near

Jewish anthropologist
A Jewish anthropologist, Benny Steinfeld, was working in the desert near Israel

Man goes to a dentist
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The den

Actors picking parts
A director is screen testing Sylvestor Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a

Pleasing Sister Mary
There was this nun named Sister Mary who, though she tried and tried, could neve

Hellman mayonnaise
Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manu

Indian having children
An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth

The stained clothes
The other day I was eating in an Italian restaurant when I accidentally spilled

Pigeon flying in sky
But baby pigeon said, "I can't make it; I'll get too tired."

Cloning the scientist
A scientist was successful in cloning himself.

He was asked to spe

A contest and a bird
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oi

Visiting the lawyer
A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and t

Head goes to the bar
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad

Stealing the paintings
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the

Farmer milks a cow
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going wh

A maharajah of India
The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree. He ordered that no on

Man goes to a dentist
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The den

Owning a new pet fish
Pat: Hey, Chris! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really s

Biologist studies frogs
A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stum

The new French cook
The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would

An elephant and turtle
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep

The family of potatoes
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three dau

A horse breeder story
This Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was ent

Stealing the paintings
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the

A Sesamee Street bus
Once there was this bus which happened to be from Sesamee Street. On the bus wer

Life of cows and bulls
A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes alo

Try joining the Mafia
This guy, Artie, gets tired of working so hard and not getting anywhere, and see

The vultures are flying
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip s

Farmer milks a cow
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going wh

The new rhea farmer
A computer programmer, bored with his job, decided to start his own business. Wa

Story of a conductor
He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orchestra. He had been having problems

A midget fortune teller
Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a mi

He has two girlfriends
There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty a

Meet together again
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this g

Transylvania vacation
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near

Hellman mayonnaise
Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manu

Mary Poppins visiting
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to st

Smart snake breeder
There once was a snake breeder who had two snakes he was trying to mate. For the

Pleasing Sister Mary
There was this nun named Sister Mary who, though she tried and tried, could neve

Visit to the car dealer
One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from the sup

Fishermen on the lake
Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they

Woman having twins
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family

Farmer has problems
There was once a very influential farmer in a remote part of China, who had a pr

A tribe within Africa
There was a tribe in Africa which was very fierce and warring...they would battl

Hard working Penny
Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream in

The stained clothes
The other day I was eating in an Italian restaurant when I accidentally spilled

Peddler in the village
Every day a peddler pulled his cart of wool from his home to the village market.

Story of a happy dog
Trouser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would chase tennis balls, play wit

Gift for Snow White
Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs

Monster in a village
Out far away in the himalayas there was a small village that was constantly terr

Two caged canaries
Once upon a time there were two canaries in a cage. Naturally, one was male and

Helping out the knight
Sir Edgbert, knight of the realm, was hurrying home on a cold, dark, wet night w

A very happy psychic
I am not a believer in seances, but I went to one just to see what they are like

Producing a new gum
Two men were in the process of inventing a new brand of gum. They were arguing

Wizard in the factory
There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory ex

Painting this church
Bill was short of money and was out looking for a job. Pastor Nelson offered Bi

Mary Poppins moved
It seems that Mary Poppins has moved to California. She has started a business t

Research mammals
A research group was engaged in a study of longevity in mammals and had recently

Those two evil friars
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there were two evil friars living out

A grandson's coffee
A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he had m

Frog goes for a loan
A frog went to get a loan at a bank.

The loan officer's name w

Cloning the scientist
A scientist was successful in cloning himself.

He was asked to spe

Big chess tournament
The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the fi

Visiting the lawyer
A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and t

Doctor goes to a bar
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri

Eskimos and weevils
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craf

Atoms and a Buddhist
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to

A contest and a bird
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oi

The very hungry lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He ca

Head goes to the bar
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad

A man lost his wife
When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he'd

Trying to fix a clock
Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he load

Actors picking parts
A director is screen testing Sylvestor Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a

Pigeon flying in sky
But baby pigeon said, "I can't make it; I'll get too tired."

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