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The Cesium song 05
Cesium (Burning in the Dead of Night)
(Tune, Blackbird)

Ce

Blondes to the moon
At a press conference the Brunettes announce they are going to make a trip to th

The biology song 05
Hark! The Streptococcus Brings
(Melody: "Hark! The Herald = Angels S

Chemistry song 08
Test Tubes Bubbling
(to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open F

Chemistry song 09
O Little Melting Particle
(to the tune of "O Little Town Of Bethlehe

The alcohol trouble
During grammar school science experiements into properties of different alcohols

A geologist's song 03
The Marginal Basin Song by Chris Stillman
(melody: Lead us on, thou Heave

The Cesium song 11
Cesium Glows
(Tune, Love's a Rose - Neil Young)

Cesiu

Chem one-liners 04
Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
A: Methylated Spirits!

Jokes of science 02
The experimentalist comes running excitedly into the theorist's office, wav

The biology song 04
A Mad Scientist Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and all thru

The Cesium song 07
Yesterday,
I had Cesium with which to play.
Now all my fingers hav

Chemist's last words
The last words of a chemist:

1. And now the tasting test.

The astronomy jokes
NASA just disclosed details why the rover wouldn't accept any commands. The

The Cesium song 10
Cesium (All through the Night)
(Tune, Fever)

(1)
Ne

Good to be chemist
REASONS TO BE A CHEMIST

- All the coffee and pocket protectors you

The chemist's recipe
THE CHEMIST'S RECIPIE FOR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

The following

Dedicated geologists
Total immersion geologists

Total immersion geologists: Are you tota

Chemistry song 04
Silent Labs

Silent labs, difficult labs
All with math, all

Chemistry song 13
O Come All Ye Gases

O Come all yea gases
diatomic wonders<

Chem one-liners 01
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the stud

Chemistry song 02
The Chemistry Teacher's Coming to Town

You better not weigh<

The day of the final
It was time for the final and the student depending upon getting at least one ri

A geologist's song 02
Sea-Floor Spreading Lament (folksong) by Brenna Lorenz

Refrain:

Chemistry song 03
I'm Dreaming of a White Precipitate

I'm dreaming of a w

Chem one-liners 03
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and j

Asked in science class
REAL QUESTIONS ASKED IN SCIENCE CLASSES

Are the rivers flowing up t

The Cesium song 06
Why Don't We Mix Up the Two

(Tune, "Why don't we g

A geologist's song 01
The Geologist's Come-All-Ye (a folksong) by Brenna Lorenz
Come all

Song of the elements
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxyg

The Cesium song 04
Cesium the Beautiful

Oh beautiful for blue of skies,
Among

Chem one-liners 02
Q: How many physical chemists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only

Chemistry song 16
Lab Reports
(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Dash

Play on the words
"Welcome to Entropy Burgers -- may I take your order?"

&q

Chemist's fast prayer
Chemist's fast prayer:
Dear Lord, if I mix sodium
with concen

The biology song 01
Biology Christmas
THE NIGHT BEFORE DEFENCE
(or A Visit From Citrat

Misunderstood people
1. They speak only the Greek language.

2. They usually have long th

Reducing travel risk
There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accele

A geologist's song 01
The Geologist's Come-All-Ye (a folksong) by Brenna Lorenz
Come all

A geologist's song 02
Sea-Floor Spreading Lament (folksong) by Brenna Lorenz

Refrain:

A geologist's song 03
The Marginal Basin Song by Chris Stillman
(melody: Lead us on, thou Heave

A geologist's song 04
Newfoundland, My Newfoundland
(Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree) by

A geologist's song 05
Graptolites (Melody: Danny Boy)
by Brenna Lorenz

Oh, grap

A geologist's song 06
The geology poem
Ode to Olivine in Thin Section, a poem by Brenna Lorenz

Geology word plays
Several short geology plays on words

Okay, if you are a real geolog

Dedicated geologists
Total immersion geologists

Total immersion geologists: Are you tota

Asked in science class
REAL QUESTIONS ASKED IN SCIENCE CLASSES

Are the rivers flowing up t

Earth science answers
REAL ANSWERS FROM EARTH SCIENCE EXAMS

The terrestrial planets are m

Rhymes in chemistry
CHEMISTRY RHYMES
Old Man Stokes
Old man Stokes was a gentleman fi

Real chemistry names
REAL CHEMISTRY NAMES OF REAL PEOPLE
Gold J. of North Carolina
Sil

Jokes of science 01
At the physics exam: 'Describe the universe in 200 words and give three exa

Jokes of science 02
The experimentalist comes running excitedly into the theorist's office, wav

Jokes of science 03
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side.

The chemist's recipe
THE CHEMIST'S RECIPIE FOR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

The following

Chem one-liners 01
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the stud

Chem one-liners 02
Q: How many physical chemists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only

Chem one-liners 03
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and j

Chem one-liners 04
Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
A: Methylated Spirits!

The alcohol trouble
During grammar school science experiements into properties of different alcohols

Chemistry is boring
IT'S OFFICIAL : CHEMISTRY LECTURES ARE A YAWN.
October 9, 1995

Question is too easy
ON A CHEMISTRY TEST at Midpark High School in Middleburg Heights, Ohio, one ques

Nail in experiment
DURING my freshman biology class at North High School in Springfield, Ohio, our

Very dangerous mix
This was a story told to us by our chemistry master at school. A female student

Fight against CO2
Isn't it time we required universal Federal licensing for use of Alka Seltz

Good to be chemist
REASONS TO BE A CHEMIST

- All the coffee and pocket protectors you

Chemist's last words
The last words of a chemist:

1. And now the tasting test.

A man and his wife
Florence Flask was ... dressing for the opera when she turned to her husband and

Play on the words
"Welcome to Entropy Burgers -- may I take your order?"

&q

The day of the final
It was time for the final and the student depending upon getting at least one ri

Thrown out of the lab
Top Ten ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab

10. Pretend an elec

The Cesium song 01
Oh Cesium
(Tune, Oh Christmas tree)

Oh Cesium, oh Cesium,<

The Cesium song 02
I Wish I had a Pound

Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.
Oh

The Cesium song 03
Cesium

Cesium, 'tis of thee,
Thy 'positivity,

The Cesium song 04
Cesium the Beautiful

Oh beautiful for blue of skies,
Among

The Cesium song 05
Cesium (Burning in the Dead of Night)
(Tune, Blackbird)

Ce

The Cesium song 06
Why Don't We Mix Up the Two

(Tune, "Why don't we g

The Cesium song 07
Yesterday,
I had Cesium with which to play.
Now all my fingers hav

The Cesium song 08
'Lectropositive Mama
(tune, Lady Madonna)

'Letro

The Cesium song 09
It's So Easy
(Tune, It's so Easy)

It's with

The Cesium song 10
Cesium (All through the Night)
(Tune, Fever)

(1)
Ne

The Cesium song 11
Cesium Glows
(Tune, Love's a Rose - Neil Young)

Cesiu

The Cesium song 12
Seventy Six Neutrons
(Tune, Seventy Six Trombones)

Seventy

The Cesium song 13
Cesium's Strange
(Tune, People are strange - The Doors)

Song of the elements
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxyg

Chemist's fast prayer
Chemist's fast prayer:
Dear Lord, if I mix sodium
with concen

Chemistry song 01
Chemistry Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas,

Chemistry song 02
The Chemistry Teacher's Coming to Town

You better not weigh<

Chemistry song 03
I'm Dreaming of a White Precipitate

I'm dreaming of a w

Chemistry song 04
Silent Labs

Silent labs, difficult labs
All with math, all

Chemistry song 05
Deck the Labs

Deck the labs with rubber tubing
Fa la la la

Chemistry song 06
The Twelve Days of Chemistry

On the first day of chemistry

Chemistry song 07
Quantum Chemistry

On the first day of Christmas, my professor gav

Chemistry song 08
Test Tubes Bubbling
(to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open F

Chemistry song 09
O Little Melting Particle
(to the tune of "O Little Town Of Bethlehe

Chemistry song 10
We Wish You a Happy Halogen

We wish you a happy halogen
We

Chemistry song 11
Chemistry Wonderland

Gases explode, are you listenin'

Chemistry song 12
I Saw Teacher Kissing Santa Chlorine

I saw teacher kissing Santa

Chemistry song 13
O Come All Ye Gases

O Come all yea gases
diatomic wonders<

Chemistry song 14
We Three Students Of Chemistry Are

We three students of chemistry

Chemistry song 15
Iron the Red Atom Molecule
(to the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Re

Chemistry song 16
Lab Reports
(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Dash

Chemistry song 17
Silver Nitrate
(to the tune of "Silver Bells")

S

Scientific Dictionary
THE LAST WORD
The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary

Activation

Dihydrogen monoxide
BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! THE INVISIBLE KILLER

Dihydrogen monoxid

The biology song 01
Biology Christmas
THE NIGHT BEFORE DEFENCE
(or A Visit From Citrat

The biology song 02
To the tune of "Send in the Clowns"

So this is it,

The biology song 03
ODE TO A CLONE
By John Scalzi

(This originally appeared in

The biology song 04
A Mad Scientist Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and all thru

The biology song 05
Hark! The Streptococcus Brings
(Melody: "Hark! The Herald = Angels S

The biology song 06
O Humid Night
(Melody: "O Holy Night")

O Humid N

The biology song 07
Away in a Test Tube
(Melody: "Away in a Manger")

Biologist experiment
There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was meas

Blondes to the moon
At a press conference the Brunettes announce they are going to make a trip to th

The astronomy jokes
NASA just disclosed details why the rover wouldn't accept any commands. The

Reasons for the Mir Accident
After intensive investigation on both the Soviet and US parts, spokespersons fro

Administratrium, A New Element!
Administratrium, The New Element

AMES, IA--The heaviest element kn

Science One-liners
Mole problems? Call Avogadro: 6.023 E23

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Actual Science Tests Report...
These are reputedly real answers to questions on science tests.

Wh

Cartoon Laws of Physics
Cartoon Law I

Any body suspended in space will remain in space un

Ideas About Science
The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, a

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