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GolfPoem
I think that I shall never see
a hazard rougher than an tree;

Aggie Nativity
How come Texas A&M couldn't put on a nativity scene?

B

JoeDays
A Yankees fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Yankee Stadium, until

A Toast
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will s

Super Bowl
A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed

Gross Basketball
Q: Why is basketball the grossest sport there is?
A: Because they

WomenPool Tables
What is the difference between a woman a pool table?

On the poo

Icy Blonde
How did the blonde die icefishing?
She got run over by the zamboni

Blind Parachutist
A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this

PicaboPhilanthropy
Did you hear that former American Olympian Picabo Street donated a large sum to

UncleSpecial Skill
Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so bad, that he couldn't find h

18-leggedCatcher
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.

English,
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hun

ITwoMyBalls
Eddie came to work Monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend was. He s

Caddy Humor
Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Polished y

The 69ers
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two ti

Theretheseold guys...
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeo

KeepReece Away
"Don't trust volleyball players with your drinks."
&

Redskin Trespassing
Q: How do you keep a Washington Redskin out of your yard?
A: Put in

YoSoLadder
Your mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.

Practice
What do you call parachuting lawyers?
Skeet.

MichiganFans
What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan State fans?

Blondesthe Wave
Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdome?
While th

Shoulda Said
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever.
''H

WaterskiingBlondie
Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of waterskis?
S

SeniorLogic
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm. "These

ChicagoBashing
Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?
The first

HotHell
A real tough guy dies and goes to hell, well he tells Satan that it won't b

Leper Hockey
Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?
There was a face-o

BullishTrousers
Why did the golf player take an extra pair of pants when he went out on the golf

Trial Run
What do you say to a football player in an Armani suit?
"W

Misguided
A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide. On the third

MoreQuotes
On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters: It's not as easy as it looks,

OJ'sLimo Service
Have you heard that OJ is starting a new Airport Limo service?

StanleySuicide
Ron Hextal, the Flyer's goalie, was so upset about losing the Stanley Cup

2nd3rd
Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to r

ThePossums
"Did you hear they are thinking of changing the Dallas Cowboys to the Dalla

Baseball
What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves?
T

Instant-Win Airbags!

DETROIT--With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the dom

LuckyHijinx
A lucky Aggie once won the lottery for $20,000,000 and went to pick up all of hi

TenesseePlayer
How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?

TigerandDi
What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana didn't?

Sumo Kamikaze
Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suic

Tyson-Holyfield III
Promo:
Yes, folks it was a bite to the finish. The next fight will be o

TheBasketballOnRoof
There were 3 basketball players, one each from IU, Notre Dame, and Purdue, stand

PoliticsGolf
Q: What golfing what foursome do you never want to be behind?
A: Monica L

Oh,No
Three clergymen were sitting in a boat, fishing.
"I'm th

Backstroke Dolly
What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke?
Islands

National Pastime
Show me a man that thinks baseball is the national pastime and I'll show yo

UVAVT Football
If you have a Virginia Tech football player and a UVA Foootball player in the sa

Dennis
Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?

Foul-Mouthed Hockey
Q) What did the hockey goalie say to his teammate?
A) Let's ge

Ice Fishing
Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing. One has bee

FloridaGrowers
There is no truth to the rumor that the Florida Orange Growers have offered O.J.

RockerNY
John Rocker was on a NY subway and many people stopped to stare at him. One lad

TysonDeal
Did you know that Mike Tyson is to appear in the next Batman movie?

TopNeverAt500

13> "None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do

Tyson's Manners
Mike Tyson finally apologized to Holyfield for biting off his ear.

Baseball Humor
Why are baseball players so cool?
They always have their fans ther

DennisEjected
Why did Dennis Rodman get kicked out of the game?
Because

BubbaSmart
Bubba was Alabama's star lineman. He was great at football, but not at aca

Turbo-Charged Fashion
Did you hear about the lady at Wal-Mart that was trying on a Dale Earnhardt T-sh

Para-Olympics
What is better than winning gold at the Para-Olympics?
Walking

ClassicQuotes
"It was too bad I wasn't a second baseman; then I'd probably have

TheIsFriend
Why should volleyballers work at the cemetery?

They're good at

Twobrothers...
Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. Afte

Canucky
Why do Canadians do it doggie-style?
So they don't miss the h

Yofootball knowledge
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.

TrueFan
Recently, I was at a professional football game supporting my favorite team. My

10toaPlayer
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands

Where'sSoup?
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Mini Meanie
The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited the am

Ready, Aim...
A Vicar and his friend, Colin were playing golf.
Colin misses a 3

Unbearableof Being
One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a divorce. The judge decided that

Can I play the piano once these are off?
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had

The results of the X-ray
Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?

Doctor: A

A very interesting fact
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?

Do you have a solution?
A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.

Patient

My son swallowed the can opener
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!

The bad and the worse news
A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in

Taking the final exam
Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they fail

An extremely loyal fan
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his b

Adopt an NBA player
THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU!

With an NBA player'

Skiing season training
Ski season is almost here! Hence, the following list of Exercises to get you pre

Heaven playing sports
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan propo

Stupid sports quotes
These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.

She's new to football
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how

He is new to baseball
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very ex

Baseball in Heaven?
Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.

Quotes of Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra Quotes

"Always go to other people's funerals,

Digger Phelps quotes
Digger Phelps' Words of Wisdom

From the NCAA Tournament:

Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire conte

The Cowboy excuses
Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship)

From

Workout at the gym
At the Gym

For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of

The Tyson one-liners
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
A: No stup

The NFL team names
NFL Team Lame Names

When a football team is having trouble getting

Top NFL complaints
Top NFL Complaints

After shooting the blank gun to end the hal

Olympic city bribery
The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site

9.

Do at a bowling alley
Things to do at a Bowling Alley

Everytime you throw exclaim "

The baseball demands
Top Baseball Player Demands

From Late Show with David Letterman; F

New rules for bowling
Supplemental Rules for Bowling

If you holler "overs!" be

Snowboarding lesson
Snowboarding Lessons

When you're 47 years old, you sometimes

Black belt degrees
Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt

Master of Judo

Watch real baseball
Top Ten Signs you're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team

From L

Murphy's nartial laws
Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts

Ten scientific principles that

Short Cowboy jokes
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.

Q:

Normal car is better
Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car

&q

Destroy an opponent
The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)

Tonya Harding Prese

Question answer 01
Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!

Question answer 02
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
They might

Question answer 03
What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?
Cold Trafford!

Question answer 04
What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?
So

Question answer 05
Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an a

Question answer 06
What lights up a football stadium?
A football match!

If y

Question answer 07
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
Hide the ball,

Question answer 08
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossba

Play as James Bond
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.<

Why the bad plays?
A true story, according to the LA Times.....

Coach Frank Layden of

Who is on First?
Who's On First

(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)

You really do stink
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home tea

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