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The very bad accident
Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection. One took a

Working on the road
A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the

Driver illegally parks
A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I&

Travel with a horse
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a loca

You're at a Bad Motel
Top Signs You're At A Bad Motel The "complimentary" paper

New ticket technology
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.

Stay over one night
A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car brea

Chief is at a wedding
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main S

Clever news reporter
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gather

After a bad accident
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an ac

Snake solves problem
I was driving down a lonely country road one cold winter day when it began to sl

I own the fastest car
A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo

New airbag in Detroit
GENERAL MOTORS INTRODUCES NEW INSTANT-WIN AIRBAGS DETROIT--

With t

Deaf lady in trouble
One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gaug

Travel in the far east
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a

Tour near glaciers
The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual guide and his re

Crossing the border
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a gu

Your wife just fell out
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do

A driving school test
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the Cali

On a truck's mudflaps
Seen on rear mud-flaps of a large truck left mud-flap right mud-flap Pass

The train has failed
A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distanc

Murphy's Travel Laws
Murphy Laws For Frequent Flyers No flight ever leaves on time unless you

Where are we going?
An American man, a Russian man, and an African man were all up in a hot-air ball

New driver's license
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to

Were you drinking?
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. Af

Bum in need of food
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men

Run over the rooster
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a roo

Clinton is vacationing
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state

Don't do while driving
We do not advise following any of the below driving rules to any extent. Drivin

Haircut before a trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to t

Just cut your hair first
A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and

Angry drivers meet
In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.

On the back of a van
Seen on the back of a van in Rochester, New York:

Caution: Blind Ma

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Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Always Unsafe

Avoiding a big object
Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truc

Now he's in trouble
A police officer had just pulled a car over. When he walked up to the car a man

Arguing about the sign
A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He bar

Rolls-Royce vs. Yugo
A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.

Save the dead rabbit
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle

Try to get some rest
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destinati

Get me off this train
One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got in he said to

Heard on a public bus
Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando.

"When you

Talking on a plane
The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual event that took

You're in the Desert
16 Ways of Knowing You're in the Desert You no longer associate brid

Do this while driving
Strange and silly things to do while driving. We do not advise doing any of the

Cop wants an excuse
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed li

Touring South Africa
A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South

Confuse traffic signs
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.

Cop: "Sister, this is a 6

Where is this place?
A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country an

Describe professions
What does your profession say about you?

1. MARKETING - You are amb

Pick a starting salary
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young

Never say it at work
TWELVE THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS

Must help the wife
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says,

An old occupation
What happens when people of different occupations get old.

- Old ac

Photographer works
There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by a

I own the fastest car
A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo

The very bad accident
Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection. One took a

New airbag in Detroit
GENERAL MOTORS INTRODUCES NEW INSTANT-WIN AIRBAGS DETROIT--

With t

Save the dead rabbit
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle

Working on the road
A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the

Do this while driving
Strange and silly things to do while driving. We do not advise doing any of the

Arguing about the sign
A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He bar

Touring South America
A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South

Crossing the border
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a gu

Cop wants an excuse
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed li

Your wife just fell out
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do

Confuse traffic signs
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.

Cop: "Sister, this is a 6

Just cut your hair first
A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and

Where is this place?
A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country an

Were you drinking?
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. Af

Avoiding a big object
Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truc

A driving school test
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the Cali

Now he's in trouble
A police officer had just pulled a car over. When he walked up to the car a man

Chief is at a wedding
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main S

Clinton is vacationing
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state

Travel with a horse
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a loca

Bum in need of food
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men

After a bad accident
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an ac

The train has failed
A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distanc

Driver illegally parks
A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I&

Travel in the far east
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a

Rolls-Royce vs. Yugo
A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.

Get me off this train
One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got in he said to

Snake solves problem
I was driving down a lonely country road one cold winter day when it began to sl

Car company names
AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Always Unsafe

Try to get some rest
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destinati

New driver's license
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to

Don't do while driving
We do not advise following any of the below driving rules to any extent. Drivin

Clever news reporter
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gather

Deaf lady in trouble
One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gaug

Haircut before a trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to t

New ticket technology
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.

Stay over one night
A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car brea

Run over the rooster
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a roo

Murphy's Travel Laws
Murphy Laws For Frequent Flyers No flight ever leaves on time unless you

You're at a Bad Motel
Top Signs You're At A Bad Motel The "complimentary" paper

You're in the Desert
16 Ways of Knowing You're in the Desert You no longer associate brid

On a truck's mudflaps
<pre> Seen on rear mud-flaps of a large truck left mud-flap right mud

On the back of a van
Seen on the back of a van in Rochester, New York:

Caution: Blind Ma

Heard on a public bus
Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando.

"When you

Talking on a plane
The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual event that took

Where are we going?
An American man, a Russian man, and an African man were all up in a hot-air ball

Tour near glaciers
The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual guide and his re

Angry drivers meet
In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.

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