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Yosodig
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

YoSoHer face
Yo' mama so poor, her face is on a food stamp!

Yo mama's...Door
Yo mama's so fat, she can't fit through the door of an Internet chat r

Yo mama's...Greasy
Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco went to her for oil.

YoSoSnowshoes
Yo' mama so fat, she has to wear snowshoes on dry land!

YoSo Disgusting
Yo mama is so disgusting that every time she bends over to tie her shoes, she�

Yosoplane
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her if she wanted the window seat on the pla

YoSo Wrinkly
Yo' mama so wrinkly, she has to screw on her underwear!

YoutheSale
You so ugly, your mama tried to sell you at a yard sale!

Osama Mama
Yo mama is so ugly, when you came home from school, you said, "Osama where&

YourGlasses
Your mama''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she ca

Hey fatty
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.

HairclubWomen
Yo mama so ugly, she's not bald, it's just her hair runnin' away

Cellulite Surfin'
Yo mama is so fat, that every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!

Onemama
Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason they declared world hunger.

Ding Dong
Yo mama so poor, when you ring her bell, she sticks her head out the window and

Boo Hoo
Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.

DeadlyforMomas
Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

YoisaPlayer
Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three period

ThereBlows
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing, "

Beep Beep
Yo mama so big, every time her beeper goes off, people think she's backing

Where'sBlow Hole
Yo moma's so fat, she was baptised in sea world.

AnotherMama Joke
Yo mama so dumb, she tried putting M&Ms in alphabetical order.

TheCrab Escape
Yo mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a get away rope.

Yoso Bald
Yo mama so bald, her cornrolls look like stitches.

YoSo Dry
Yo mama so dry, the crabs carry canteens.

Broke Mama
Your mama so poor, when she went to mcdonalds she had to put a milkshake on laya

GhettoCake
Yo mama so ghetto, her wedding cake was made out of cornbread.

DumbandWalls
Yo mama so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

BleachinMama
Yo mama so dirty, she uses bleach to take a bath.

Yo Mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's like a blimp--round and full of gas.

YoandDaddy
Yo mama is so fat, yo daddy is still climbing.

Nasty Mama
Yo mama smells so nasty, she makes speed stick slow down.

Chilled Crabs
Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

HeyFat Mama
Yo mama so fat, she woked up in sections.

Yourisfatbackneck...
Your momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Yosofat!
Yo momma is so fat that when she wore high-heels, she struck oil!

Yoandrat
Yo mama so ugly, that when she wore Pepper Jack panties, even the rats wouldn�

Yo mama...tide
Yo mama so ugly ,the tide wouldn't even take her out!!

Yososhe ...
Yo momma''s so dumb, she took an hour to make minute rice.

yohair...
Yo mama's hair so short she rolls it with rice.

Yoso...
Yo mama's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list!

Yoisstupid...
Yo mama is so stupid she thought spitball was a sport.

Yoso hairy...
Yo mama's so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rug burn.

Yososhetoher nails...
Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!

Yohadpricks than...
Yo mama's had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard!

Yoso big...
Yo mama so big, everytime she turns around it's her birthday.

Yoispoor...
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe, and I

Ghetto Mama
Yo mama so ghetto, she washes paper plates.

Whatstupid mama!
Yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yoisdamnyo
Yo mama so fat it takes two buses and a train to get on her good side!

Yosooooo dumb
Yo mama so dumb, when she threw a rock at the ground she missed.

Youris obese...
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change.

Yogot sauce
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

OneMaid
Yo Mama is so stupid it took her an hour to make Minute Maid!

Yummy Mama
Yo mama's so dumb the weather man said it was chilly outside so she went an

Yoisfatty
Yo mama is soo fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.

Yois FUGLY
Yo mama so ugly, I asked her if her face hurt because it was killing me!

X-Miss
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore a Malcom X jacket, a helicopter tried to land o

Mom'sConnection
Yo mama so nasty, she makes Speed Stick deodorant slow down.

Surfing USA
Yo mama is so fat, after your parents have sex, your dad has to hit her in the b

Lip Service
Yo mama's so fat, she applies lip stick with a paint roller.

LongHome
Yo mama is so fat, when I swerved off the road, I ran out of gas.

Mamahowhave fun
Yo mama so fat, she plays Slip-n-Slide on the Atlantic Ocean.

Nois safe
Yo mama so ugly, she make blind kids cry

WithRooney
Yo mama so stupid, it took her two hours to watch '60 minutes.'

BreakfastChampions
Yo mama so stupid, she opened up a box of Cheerios and said, "Look, my Alph

Aout
Yo mama so old, when I slapped her on the back, her titties fell off.

Yogot style
Yo mama so short, she has to cuff up her panies.

Don't Flush
Yo mama so poor, when I asked her to use the bathroom, she said "sure, it&#

Forkup
Yo mama so poor, she eats cereal with a fork just to save the milk.

Brace yourself
Yo mama's teeth gap so big, she uses a gate for braces.

Keep Warm
Yo mama so fat instead of having lint in her belly button, she has full sweaters

Hey DJ
Yo mama so dumb she dj's for the ice cream truck

Try It
Yo mama's so fat she's on a "Tryit." She be like, "What

Getfingers bit
Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC she asked for a bucket of chicken and when t

GetFeet Wet
Yo mama so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

It Burns
Yo mama so tall, she tripped and burnt her lip on the sun.

Cris Cross
Yo mama so cross-eyed, when she crys, tears rolled down her back.

Thanksgiving Everyday
Yo mama so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey.

Humor about Senior Citizens
OLD KIDS never die, they just grow up

OLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL nev

Humor About Elderly People
OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receiving

OLD RAILROADERS neve

Jokes About Death
OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class

OLD TELEPHONES n

Old Age Humor
OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire

OLD CRICKETERS never d

Recently seen
Recently seen on a card...

Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blow

Good
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him

Movies changed
For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to t

Automotive horror
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,

Sharing everything
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He n

An ode to old age
There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,
And life d

Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama s

Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so greasy s

Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny s

Yo mama has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of

Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama's head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head s

Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what s

Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

Yo mama so bald you

Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so ha

Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo

Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so short you can s

Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty s

Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no profe

Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty

Yo mama's head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head s

Yo mama's house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

Yo mama

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo

Yo mama's glasses so thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see peo

Yo mama's house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside

Yo mama's nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo mama nos

Yo mama's hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama so flat she

Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo m

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